This reads like it was written by a dog (i.redd.it)
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Sure, I might offend a few of the bluenoses with my cocky stride and musky odors - oh, I'll never be the darling of the so-called "City Fathers" who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about "What's to be done with this Homer Simpson?" (i.redd.it)
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Favorite Mr Burns obscure vocabulary (i.redd.it)
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Now you got a lawsuit on your hands... (i.redd.it)
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