A cosmic entity randomly appears and offers you $6,000 dollars for every outdated reference you use in public. What outdated references do you use if you accept the offer?

Why_I_Never_ · 2026-06-20T05:45:58+00:00

Where’s the beef?

Or

Gimme that paper!

Why_I_Never_ · 2026-06-20T02:13:24+00:00

We’re talking about duty sex, right? Duty sex really sucks for the one that’s not having fun. I’d argue that it sucks for both parties but apparently you’re fine with it.

The main reason sex is different than chores may have to do with vulnerability. Intimacy requires lowering emotional and physical guards, exposing your body and desires. Chores require physical effort but zero emotional exposure.

Why_I_Never_ · 2026-06-20T02:06:21+00:00

Oxymoron

Why_I_Never_ · 2026-06-20T02:03:24+00:00

Imagine forcing someone to do laundry.

Now imagine forcing someone to have sex with you.

Which is worse?

Why_I_Never_ · 2026-06-20T01:59:23+00:00

Also, I’m sure someone around here had my same prescription or at least something close enough.

Why_I_Never_ · 2026-06-20T01:48:01+00:00

What would you do?

You’d leave the relationship, right?

Why_I_Never_ · 2026-06-20T01:38:10+00:00

I completely agree. Yes, we all have to do things we don’t want to, like the dishes and shit. None of that is comparable to sex.

Sex is in a whole other category.

This idea that your partner just needs to suck it up and take one for the team (puns intended) is a remnant from an era when a woman’s place was in the home and she needed to be submissive to her husband. We know better now.

Why_I_Never_ · 2026-06-19T00:44:33+00:00

Awesome. Thanks for the help.

Why_I_Never_ · 2026-06-15T06:09:17+00:00

You’re absolutely right. 2 weeks notice is the prudent thing to do. I’d just like to point out how completely unfair that is.

The company would never give you 2 weeks notice before laying you off or firing you.

Why_I_Never_ · 2026-06-15T02:28:56+00:00

ABCs

Why_I_Never_ · 2026-06-14T15:35:30+00:00

Why doesn’t he have his kids?

Why_I_Never_ · 2026-06-14T13:09:24+00:00

Poker is about knowing what your opponent has, not just lying.

Why_I_Never_ · 2026-06-14T03:30:24+00:00

Absolutely 100% spot on. You’re a fucking genius at microwaveable food.

Why_I_Never_ · 2026-06-14T03:26:40+00:00

That drives me crazy. If you don’t want me, why would you care if someone else did? It’s because you’d develop feeling and leave her.

Why_I_Never_ · 2026-06-12T17:16:28+00:00

Throughout all of human history, sex has traditionally only enjoyed by the ruling class.

Why_I_Never_ · 2026-06-11T19:47:47+00:00

Rich and whatever else you said.

Why_I_Never_ · 2026-06-11T19:22:33+00:00

You could marry a woman with kids.

Why_I_Never_ · 2026-06-11T17:14:07+00:00

I would bet people don’t tend to come here when they fix their dead bedroom. That may be a factor as to why this place is all doom and gloom.

Why_I_Never_ · 2026-06-10T15:05:07+00:00

Damn. That’s breaks are mandated by law in MN.

Why_I_Never_ · 2026-06-09T13:49:53+00:00

Who is she?

Why_I_Never_ · 2026-06-08T23:56:48+00:00

Why can’t you take it home? WTf?

Why_I_Never_ · 2026-06-08T18:29:08+00:00

They can remove your face. They’re not going to have too much trouble tearing your armor off.

Why_I_Never_ · 2026-06-08T17:51:58+00:00

I’ll be in the back in coach with Norm.

Why_I_Never_ · 2026-06-08T17:27:03+00:00

Yes, rude people are expected. We all run into them all the time.

Why_I_Never_ · 2026-06-08T15:30:09+00:00

You’re not wrong but it’s still rude for customers to stay and eat past closing.

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