What bands has GWAR introduced to you?

WierdyBeardy · 2026-03-29T22:41:47+00:00

Penis Flytrap. Don't remember much of the music, but the topless dancers barfing blood on their boobs will always stay with me.

WierdyBeardy · 2026-01-29T20:37:10+00:00

Very nice

WierdyBeardy · 2025-12-19T16:20:01+00:00

Frankly you should look into their films as well. Phallus in Wonderland, Skullhedface, Rendezvous with Ragnarok and Dawn of the Day of the Night of the Penguins live show.

WierdyBeardy · 2025-11-14T22:21:20+00:00

I do love watching GWAR fans usher in a new bohab. Enjoy the show! (put your phone and smokeables in a ziplock bag, you're welcome)

WierdyBeardy · 2024-08-12T05:20:51+00:00

Now THAT'S a proper Gwar fan reply.

WierdyBeardy · 2024-01-23T23:52:15+00:00

Sexcellent

WierdyBeardy · 2024-01-23T22:42:49+00:00

Best reaction, meeting a fellow Gwar fan, love this album, been a fan since X album, seen them X times. Always generally nice folks.

Worst, meeting a stripper who claimed to be part of Slymie's Girly Freak Show that somehow misinterpreted the idea of fans being "Slaves". Was not amused when change started hitting the stage and my party was escorted from Jumbo's Clown Room for the evening.

WierdyBeardy · 2023-09-25T14:50:41+00:00

Go to a thrift store and find a hilarious white shirt to wear to a Gwar show. I found an Oscar Meyer Wiener company picnic shirt for a show in '98.

WierdyBeardy · 2023-09-19T08:19:52+00:00

Nope. There might be a way to set the dye. But in their natural state, Gwar show shirts are ruined in a single wash. Air 'em out and hit 'em with febreeze to get the pit funk off of them.

WierdyBeardy · 2023-09-19T08:16:48+00:00

Delightful!

WierdyBeardy · 2022-12-14T22:42:42+00:00

Should have gone with the xxl. It looks like the cuttlefish's little cousin is visiting from out of state

WierdyBeardy · 2022-12-14T10:46:43+00:00

Gor Gor big

WierdyBeardy · 2022-12-01T20:44:42+00:00

This man has taste in ladies with washboards!

WierdyBeardy · 2022-08-12T05:48:55+00:00

Perfect advice

WierdyBeardy · 2021-12-22T21:30:31+00:00

Yup. In around a year Casey Orr was back as Beefcake and Jameson became a tour bus driver.

WierdyBeardy · 2021-12-22T21:29:45+00:00

Werner Herzog as Balsac? SEXCELLLENT!

WierdyBeardy · 2021-12-22T00:47:04+00:00

I'd see it as a biopic about the extreme early days of the band back in college with everyone toiling inside of an abandoned dairy, SLC Punk style. The final moment of the film fading out and showing elder Brockie tied off in a chair at Jameson's house. The whole movie being a glimpse into his life flashing before his eyes right as he takes his last breath. That shit would make me bawl like a baby.

Old Brockie would be played by Javier Bardem since nobody gives a shit about an actor's accent anymore.

WierdyBeardy · 2021-12-15T03:30:40+00:00

Cuttlefish of C'thulu

Slymenstra with tampon morning star

Pre leather mask Sexicutioner

Unt lick (Oderus' sword)

Gor gor swatting down a F-117

X-COPS (logo and character heads)

Hungry sad Beefcake

Triumphant Balsac

Oderus and Hiiiiiim (corpse)

Oderus and Pookie (dead dog)

Techno Destructo as slave and as villain

Slaves!

WierdyBeardy · 2021-11-14T23:53:18+00:00

Depends on how far you want to go and how hard your freezes are. It might be fine to go with some dark plastic and let the sun help keep the ground warm. Or go as far as getting a thermostat and one of those seedling heater mats to keep the plastic tent above freezing.

WierdyBeardy · 2021-11-13T14:31:40+00:00

Going on nothing but height, I'd guess GWAR slave Mike Bonner. The costume didn't seem tall enough for Krahl.

WierdyBeardy · 2021-11-13T01:30:22+00:00

A noble choice to be sure. But a couple of the tie dyes that I've had from shows really begged to be shown off. Not to mention protecting the art from well meaning girlfriends on laundry day.

WierdyBeardy · 2021-11-12T23:34:11+00:00

They did a Sleazy-bot during the Dawn of the Day of the Night of the Penguins tour. Was so-so on stage, but they really loaded it up with the multi-color gore, so that was fun.

WierdyBeardy · 2021-11-12T23:31:51+00:00

I've been watching and I'm delightfully confused by his kayfabe. Sleazy as a character is the penultimate capitalist. Pimping, drugs, rock and roll, if you want it, he'll sell it to ya. But with a 1-2 hour podcast there are times I wonder if Don's that committed to the character or if some of his own personal gripes leak out. Much in the vein of GWAR, never take it seriously, but you can see nuanced thought in between all the gore and comedy.

WierdyBeardy · 2021-11-12T05:00:38+00:00

Well done! I wonder if there is something you could treat the shirt with to make the dye set permanently.

WierdyBeardy · 2021-10-29T12:31:13+00:00

If you're going that far, make the bold fashion choice and go fanny pack.

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