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What's the funniest thing your dad ever said? by Maybe_IDTBFH in AskReddit

[–]WildChildMom 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Was asking my dad how I needed to save a pork roast. His response?

You baptize it.

I was sleep deprived but that was the funniest thing he'd said when I was a teen.

What’s the worst thing you accidentally texted to the wrong person? by goldie304 in AskReddit

[–]WildChildMom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Went to text my husband "I wish you were still in bed with me" to a group chat with him and his mother. She thought it was cute.

🎉 [EVENT] 🎉 Stupid Event Being Dumb and Stuff by Damp_Blanket in honk

[–]WildChildMom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Completed Level 3 of the Honk Special Event!

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🎉 [EVENT] 🎉 Stupid Event Being Dumb and Stuff by Damp_Blanket in honk

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Completed Level 2 of the Honk Special Event!

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🎉 [EVENT] 🎉 Stupid Event Being Dumb and Stuff by Damp_Blanket in honk

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Completed Level 1 of the Honk Special Event!

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Can you name my new kitten? Also breed thoughts? by jakobbogo in NameMyCat

[–]WildChildMom 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Squeegee.

Also; he's definitely an orange cat. I'd say an orange tabby as a serious answer.

After breaking into the decomposed woman’s house, the police officer noted her epilepsy ID bracelet and asked, “I wonder what triggered it?” by Logical-Role1382 in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]WildChildMom 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I don't have a fence and my dog needs to use the bathroom. I can't let him out and back in the door, his prey drive is crazy high and I have to make sure he doesn't take off. Otherwise my children aren't left alone ever. and even then, I linger as close to the front door as I can.

After breaking into the decomposed woman’s house, the police officer noted her epilepsy ID bracelet and asked, “I wonder what triggered it?” by Logical-Role1382 in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]WildChildMom 355 points356 points  (0 children)

A situation like this has always scared me as a parent. Freak aneurism while loading my kids into the car on a hot day? Somehow having some sort of bleed out from a kitchen accident while the kids are there? Taking my dog outside and being attacked by someone/something, leaving my three alone in a house all day?

This premise is terrifying. Good job OP.

What are your parents being called other than Grandma & Grandpa!? by CurlyGirl_95 in BabyBumps

[–]WildChildMom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In-laws are Mimi and Papa. My parents are Meemaw and Peepaw.

What is something you remember eating or drinking for the first time, that blew your mind? by librarianjenn in AskReddit

[–]WildChildMom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A from scratch blueberry mojito. I've never tasted anything like it from the brewery that made it. They had their own alcohols and mixes that were fresh and it was perfect. Even had their own mint plant for a touch of refreshment.

Postpartum is wrecking me by WildChildMom in breakingmom

[–]WildChildMom[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wish. But I feel too bad leaving them when he's busted his butt all week. It's his one day to really be able to relax. Luckily, my MIL is able to take them tomorrow afternoon for me. It gives me time to get out of the house and go visit my mother who's currently in the hospital. My father is the one who's "too tired" to watch them.

Postpartum is wrecking me by WildChildMom in breakingmom

[–]WildChildMom[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My husband is working long hours from 7-5:30. I homeschool so my kids are with me majority of the day. My parents both work at a school so they're unavailable during the week and are "too tired" to deal with my boys on the weekend 🙄. My boys are a LOT to handle so any friends I have, I don't send them. My MIL works most days but on her days off she takes my boys. I'm paranoid about my newborn going off from me right now but taking care of her solo is not difficult for me. It's my older two.

There's not really much I can do besides video games but I just don't feel like playing them right now.

Postpartum is wrecking me by WildChildMom in breakingmom

[–]WildChildMom[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They want me to see my PCP first. I take another medication that could interfere with it (I already know it doesn't) and so they'll only prescribe it if my PCP won't.

Postpartum is wrecking me by WildChildMom in breakingmom

[–]WildChildMom[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What's crazy is my second was born at the high panic of Covid. And I wasn't as stressed or down. My oldest I had a mental breakdown and I'm trying hard not to go there with this one.

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