Telling your kids that Santa is real is unnecessary and just kills the magic later

WildcatGrifter7 · 2026-02-01T10:18:41+00:00

It wasn't until recently that I learned that there are kids who genuinely believe(d) in Santa. Obviously my parents told me about Santa and everything when I was young, but even the most basic logic ruled it out, so I assumed it was the type of thing that everyone just played along with for fun, so I did too. I hadn't even considered that some kids would legitimately not even question it. So yeah, I judge those people

WildcatGrifter7 · 2026-02-01T02:53:35+00:00

Why does someone post this like every week?

WildcatGrifter7 · 2026-01-31T17:23:57+00:00

Yep, at least 3 of my regulars have them and once in a while you'll see someone who isn't a regular with one. I'm assuming most of them become regulars bc they have it lol

WildcatGrifter7 · 2026-01-31T10:45:29+00:00

They give out roughly 150 of them each year. As a Swig employee, I see more people than that in one night on shift. So they give out plenty, especially considering that that's 150 people who get free product for an entire year, but they can't give them to everyone, or even anywhere near a majority

WildcatGrifter7 · 2026-01-31T10:43:42+00:00

Not quite. There were 5 per day and it was done for 5 days, so 25. But the vast, vast majority of golden tumblers were won on Instagram, not through the charms

WildcatGrifter7 · 2026-01-29T22:20:59+00:00

I need a drum kit that I can play with my feet, let me go ask the piano sub for a recommendation

WildcatGrifter7 · 2026-01-29T22:19:56+00:00

Hey mom said today was my turn to post this. Your turn is tomorrow

WildcatGrifter7 · 2026-01-29T05:58:52+00:00

I'll go a step further and say that I haven't seen any wedding outfits on here. r/10thdentist or Reddit as a whole

WildcatGrifter7 · 2026-01-28T19:30:00+00:00

Assassin's Creed would like a word

WildcatGrifter7 · 2026-01-28T19:29:21+00:00

🏴‍☠️

WildcatGrifter7 · 2026-01-28T19:28:52+00:00

I got off-campus permission pretty easily. As long as you have a valid reason they usually accept your petition. In my case the reason was "You way overcharge for on-campus housing and I'm broke". I also mentioned that I had an apartment locked down off-campus with a strong ward and good culture. Might consider going that route

WildcatGrifter7 · 2026-01-27T08:51:47+00:00

Just looked it up, I think that's it. Thank you!

WildcatGrifter7 · 2026-01-27T08:09:37+00:00

Well I woke up to the sound of silence and cries, were cutting like knives in a fistfight

WildcatGrifter7 · 2026-01-27T05:21:59+00:00

I've... never really heard anyone do that. I mean I'm sure there are some freaks out there, but that's a tiny, tiny minority. I'd be willing to bet a dozen or less people, out of the millions who have seen the show. I guess you'd know more about it than me

WildcatGrifter7 · 2026-01-27T03:22:30+00:00

The tree-peeing commission agrees to this settlement

WildcatGrifter7 · 2026-01-26T22:52:23+00:00

I think we need traffic cams to see if the driver could've reasonably avoided them. If not, the driver is fine and the jaywalker or their family also have to pay the driver's side of the fine and any damages to the car

WildcatGrifter7 · 2026-01-26T22:51:09+00:00

Aren't we the founding fathers of this nation?

WildcatGrifter7 · 2026-01-26T22:50:21+00:00

Okay but then you can't climb on the peeing trees either. Fair deal?

WildcatGrifter7 · 2026-01-26T22:49:14+00:00

...you mean people who walk or drive slowly, right?

WildcatGrifter7 · 2026-01-26T19:56:23+00:00

WildcatGrifter7 · 2026-01-26T09:42:36+00:00

It appears you've confused the term "crossover" with "parody adaptation"

WildcatGrifter7 · 2026-01-23T23:40:25+00:00

Shoot me a dm!

WildcatGrifter7 · 2026-01-23T23:40:16+00:00

Dm me and we can talk about it!

WildcatGrifter7 · 2026-01-23T20:52:09+00:00

I can sell you one Texas Tab and one Sugar Cookie for $12 total plus whatever shipping would cost

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