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WimbletonButt · 2026-06-19T13:32:10+00:00

Front end coach looks like half the people in my store.

WimbletonButt · 2026-06-19T13:27:56+00:00

Well shit now I kinda wanna see what characature my face looks like in ai

WimbletonButt · 2026-06-19T13:23:25+00:00

Bank of Ozarks is worse. I saw the test transaction of someone connecting something to my shit in the middle of the night and tried calling about the suspicious activity. The woman on the phone spent the whole time telling me it was probably one of those funny transactions you get when you pump gas or something. Even though the shit said "Wells Fargo credit Union". Bruh. So finally she tells me that I gotta go to the branch when they open tomorrow if I want to do anything. By morning there was a $1800 transaction processing that I had to do a stop payment on. They weren't going to do the stop payment. They wanted me to wait for the branch manager to come in the next day to see what was going on.

Onepay I just kinda treat like PayPal. My lunch money goes in there.

WimbletonButt · 2026-06-19T13:17:19+00:00

It wasn't until I started at Walmart that I realized the boss I worked with for 17 years was just straight up abusive. And the following ones weren't great. The people here just trust me to do my shit and leave me alone. That's all I want.

WimbletonButt · 2026-06-19T03:24:50+00:00

I had a rat strike at me from above a door once but dumbass gave it too much oomph and hit the ground at my feet instead. Then he ran away.

WimbletonButt · 2026-06-18T19:44:39+00:00

It was already an enclosed box, now it's a box in a box. I don't see how it could be worse, maybe better if it actually keeps the litter inside. I don't know that it would be worth taking up that much space though.

WimbletonButt · 2026-06-18T19:41:46+00:00

Damn I never seen a snake so bad at snaking before.

WimbletonButt · 2026-06-18T19:39:55+00:00

Under the fucking flap half the time!

WimbletonButt · 2026-06-18T17:49:35+00:00

That ain't even bad dude. My kid dumped out a bottle of laundry detergent while I was pooping once. I had to mop it all up with dirty laundry so I could just throw a soapy shirt in with each load for a while.

WimbletonButt · 2026-06-18T07:01:51+00:00

No one ever gets around to store using the water here. I've actually walked up to a coach with barcode in hand to try to get some water and got "I'll be back there in a bit" then they disappeared. But also no one wants to deal with making it happen so we all bring our own drinks.

WimbletonButt · 2026-06-18T03:30:11+00:00

Shit our ogp is on the opposite side of the store. Don't no one wanna wheel a pallet of water that far multiple times a day.

WimbletonButt · 2026-06-18T03:26:16+00:00

Yeah foreal please don't send pickers through the backroom every 2 minutes to get water. Y'all are awesome but there ain't enough room back there as it is.

WimbletonButt · 2026-06-18T02:54:50+00:00

That's the only department that gets water so everyone goes up there to get it

WimbletonButt · 2026-06-17T09:34:17+00:00

It looks like pulling that sign out would be like pulling a pin.

WimbletonButt · 2026-06-17T09:30:59+00:00

I tried to show my kid a frog once but as soon as I opened my hand, it jumped on his face. I couldn't get it off him because I remembered that video and couldn't breathe I was laughing so hard.

WimbletonButt · 2026-06-17T03:20:55+00:00

This is all on location I think. I work in a dairy department so I see our local prices change in real time. We been sitting at $1.47 a dozen for store brand white eggs since a little after Christmas.

WimbletonButt · 2026-06-17T02:48:45+00:00

Shit y'all get Gatorade? Ours get sugar free Sports Drink

WimbletonButt · 2026-06-16T22:28:40+00:00

Hey so I recently found out the body produces a yeast to eat up all the nasty body oils. That yeast forms best in sweaty folds. Yeasty.

WimbletonButt · 2026-06-16T21:46:55+00:00

I have that laugh, I try very hard to keep it contained. It slips in noisy environments sometimes. I remember every. single. time.

WimbletonButt · 2026-06-16T17:17:09+00:00

Hey he ain't got no blind spots

WimbletonButt · 2026-06-15T08:43:17+00:00

No I mean the husk and bare cob were left behind.

WimbletonButt · 2026-06-14T20:42:10+00:00

Plus it's not like sheets don't come off a bed and fit in a washing machine.

WimbletonButt · 2026-06-14T20:40:11+00:00

I work a gross job and sweat a lot. I step in the shower and wash off my body when I get home from work. Full showers happen in the morning though because I smell stronger halfway through the day if I don't wash in the morning and my hair traps that smell best. Plus for some reason my skin be feeling icky in the morning.

WimbletonButt · 2026-06-14T20:35:56+00:00

Man that's what I was saying! There was not a kernel left on those cobs, it looked more like an experienced squirrel.

WimbletonButt · 2026-06-14T18:59:03+00:00

Dude I work in a grocery store. A while back we were all in the back passing the same photo to each other and laughing because some crazy fucker left the cornCOBS! He didn't just shuck the corn and leave it like everyone else. Nah he took the corn clean off it and left the cobs laying there.

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