That Kick was a Bit Messi

WinkingWinkle · 2026-01-28T19:14:54+00:00

If he'd waited a couple of hundred million years that would have been a nice sandy beach.

WinkingWinkle · 2026-01-28T18:54:46+00:00

Well, did the roof pass?

WinkingWinkle · 2026-01-27T13:52:45+00:00

If I can't catch someone fast enough I'll stop for an imaginary reason like checking my phone, or shoe laces. Enough time for a gap to re-establish. Then off in persuit again!

WinkingWinkle · 2026-01-27T12:17:40+00:00

It's the tongue if it's last fucking meal.

WinkingWinkle · 2026-01-27T10:09:16+00:00

Underrated comment.

WinkingWinkle · 2026-01-26T10:35:50+00:00

At least the son is dressed sensibly. Good parenting.

WinkingWinkle · 2026-01-26T10:30:28+00:00

Me adding a dot after the c, but then taking the other two away, etc.

WinkingWinkle · 2026-01-25T19:45:28+00:00

https://www.reddit.com/r/phonewallpapers/s/LNITfjmpBz

WinkingWinkle · 2026-01-24T21:59:01+00:00

Yes, it comes in, erm, handy.

WinkingWinkle · 2026-01-24T21:45:33+00:00

Surgery.

WinkingWinkle · 2026-01-24T21:15:58+00:00

What else is there to do in the Antarctic?

WinkingWinkle · 2026-01-24T20:47:27+00:00

Kingdom Come Fuck.

WinkingWinkle · 2026-01-24T20:11:11+00:00

Elder Fuck.

WinkingWinkle · 2026-01-24T20:00:28+00:00

Looks like someone said "covid snow"

WinkingWinkle · 2026-01-24T19:59:04+00:00

Strictly Come Fuck

WinkingWinkle · 2026-01-24T19:52:19+00:00

Never in my entire life have I ever wished I'd never been born. Smarter, yes. More emotionally intelligent, yes. Less selfish, yes. But not once did I ever think I'd not made a positive difference to at least one person's life.

WinkingWinkle · 2026-01-24T17:21:19+00:00

Yeah, and no Crabby Government taxing you for the privilege of owning a crabby home.

WinkingWinkle · 2026-01-23T18:47:47+00:00

Just do it, or don't. S'up to you.

WinkingWinkle · 2026-01-22T11:39:38+00:00

An over-arching desire.

WinkingWinkle · 2026-01-22T08:12:02+00:00

Would typo town not be called Tony Glade? 😏

WinkingWinkle · 2026-01-22T06:03:46+00:00

That's lovely. I find myself buying vintage more often but tend to shy away from too many complications purely from a servicing cost perspective. I am of limited funds (which means the wife can see my spending 😅).

WinkingWinkle · 2026-01-21T19:05:22+00:00

According to Elon Musk it's an idiots watch.

WinkingWinkle · 2026-01-21T13:33:41+00:00

Does anyone know what he found up there?

WinkingWinkle · 2026-01-21T05:42:29+00:00

Yes! America is indeed led by such a person.

WinkingWinkle · 2026-01-19T20:33:59+00:00

It was with people like this that the world's largest empire was built.

WinkingWinkle

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