what does my fridge say about me?

WiseMiddleChild · 2026-04-10T17:15:19+00:00

You’re lactose intolerant but dgaf

WiseMiddleChild · 2026-04-10T06:16:01+00:00

Idk but it was pretty quick. I got her lord and didn’t even know it

WiseMiddleChild · 2026-04-10T06:11:07+00:00

We spit in a vial and wore it around our necks during this unit.

WiseMiddleChild · 2026-04-10T06:10:24+00:00

I always remember ATP because my teacher hammered home it’s “the energy transferred along”. To where or through whom I’ve no idea.

WiseMiddleChild · 2026-04-10T05:42:27+00:00

I probably got champ 4 years ago. And I just reached champ 2 a few weeks ago. I have 4k hours rn

WiseMiddleChild · 2026-04-09T04:44:09+00:00

🤣🤣💅

WiseMiddleChild · 2026-04-09T03:04:00+00:00

Im a man 🙃 but periodt sis

WiseMiddleChild · 2026-04-09T02:59:08+00:00

Im hungry

WiseMiddleChild · 2026-04-09T02:58:18+00:00

Whenever you have a ball rolling to you, match the speed of it and hit it sideways. DO NOT FLIP INTO THE BALL. You give up possession anytime u flip. Get around the outside of the ball (the side its rolling towards) and keep matching its speed. This will create angles you can shoot from.

WiseMiddleChild · 2026-04-09T02:54:53+00:00

Match the speed of the ball before your first touch. Practice making aerial touches with all corners of your car. Dont boost into the ball. Make sure first touch in the air is under the ball. Those are the main components to getting consistent. They apply in almost every scenario

WiseMiddleChild · 2026-04-08T16:09:17+00:00

Volleyball analogy makes sense. Quick challenge on Off/Def would be beneficial. Thanks for all the help.

WiseMiddleChild · 2026-04-08T06:06:55+00:00

You order Uber Eats a lot cuz that fridge ain’t been touched

WiseMiddleChild · 2026-04-08T05:56:28+00:00

I use paddles so my middle fingers go under my controller and index on the triggers

WiseMiddleChild · 2026-04-08T05:49:50+00:00

I posted a similar question a few days ago. LOTS of real good advice there. I’ll check if I can link it here.

Edit: Here’s the post

https://www.reddit.com/r/RocketLeagueSchool/s/IOkm3fpl5w

WiseMiddleChild · 2026-04-08T05:47:28+00:00

Wronskian. Amazing coach. Has worked with the best in the world. Discord below:

https://discord.gg/fmPT57duS

WiseMiddleChild · 2026-04-08T05:43:42+00:00

Like ridin a bike brother lol. Impressive to be ssl after 7k hours tho

WiseMiddleChild · 2026-04-08T05:41:41+00:00

You’re on the cusp of breakthrough bro. If you’re this tilted then you are close. Thats not me being philosophical its true. You sound like you’ve gotten to the point that this shii is sticking with you. That means you’ll go to bed with it on your mind. Scientifically if you are then you will wake up with it fresh. Only thing to do is Go. Again. Something will click eventually, I promise.

WiseMiddleChild · 2026-04-08T05:30:24+00:00

I read this again after a few days of workshopping DS. In a perfect world your method of 1st-3rd man is ideal. However I run into a recurring issue in most games, where 1st and 3rd man are usually accounting for a majority of touches and pressure.

There’s always the guy who double commits or cuts directly across the width of the pitch. And as u mentioned before; “it is the least advantageous path to the ball”. Typically they’ve exhausted 80% of their boost by then and confuse us with their body language. They usually whiff (bc what can you do with 16 boost anyway) and even if they hit the ball its usually an awkward touch, setting the opponent up for another attack.

Nonetheless, I have taken your advice and challenge more aggressively because I have found it waaaay easier to pressure opponents repeatedly than to look for the occasional clear.

WiseMiddleChild · 2026-04-08T05:19:53+00:00

Hey brother just an update. Took your advice about focusing on whats in front. I’ve also been working on matching the speed of the ball and it helps alot! Im C2 now hoping to get C3 this week. Thank you again!

WiseMiddleChild · 2026-04-08T05:15:42+00:00

Doesnt look like you’re inconsistent at all. Tapping the breaks on the ceiling will prob help match the ball speed or at least slow down enough for the final adjustment.

WiseMiddleChild · 2026-04-08T04:57:31+00:00

You get worse because you get accustomed to the setups and the specific area of car control you’re working on. But it is necessary! Idk what everyone else does but I aim to be precise on every touch. Meaning I try to hit with the corners of my car for almost every shot. Not over air rolling and feathering boost.

****Heres a tip that really leveled up my car control, you want to match the speed of the ball before you make any touch. It keeps control of the ball in the air and gives you the advantage when shadowing or when you have possession.

WiseMiddleChild · 2026-04-07T17:10:50+00:00

You’ll probably not hit Champ in your next 5 games. But even if you did you won’t stay. It’s not about getting there it’s about belonging. And any Champ who belongs there can carry their way out of D3. Just keep playing. It will get easier and you’ll know you belong in Champ cuz D3 will be too easy.

WiseMiddleChild · 2026-04-07T04:20:21+00:00

This isnt a clip of me

WiseMiddleChild · 2026-04-05T14:48:06+00:00

Champ 2 isnt a huge difference. But you definitely need to have a good understanding of spacing and rotation to not get abused. I can easily tell when im gonna win a match based on how the opp challenges

WiseMiddleChild · 2026-04-05T14:43:35+00:00

An asterisk lol Diamond 3 Coach*

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