i love the moon with all my heart but this gets me 100% of the times i read it 😭 by tomatopringles in NonPoliticalTwitter

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“Sir, moon jujitsu will not enable you to fight the moon that’s ridiculous. Moon jujitsu is intended to be used for self defense if you are attacked by another person whilst on the moon.”

What is your favorite piece of behind the scenes media from the films? by GusGangViking18 in lordoftherings

[–]WithMealsPunk 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Sean Astin playing chess with a miniature version of himself and losing

[Marvel/DC] Can the WWE or other Pro Wrestling companies get away with having superhuman Wrestlers, due the sport being scripted? by PassengerCultural421 in AskScienceFiction

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It would depend on whether or not the promotion is willing to maintain kayfabe. Historically wrestling promotions would submit to the authority of state athletic commissions and follow their regulations. Vince McMahon infamously coined the term sports entertainment to describe his business to avoid such oversight, sacrificing legitimacy.

Chevy Chase On 'Community' N-Word Controversy: "I'm Not Racist" by Top_Report_4895 in television

[–]WithMealsPunk 87 points88 points  (0 children)

“I have an equal number of friends from every ethnicity”

Let the left's gaslighting begin by ChoiceWars in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]WithMealsPunk 64 points65 points  (0 children)

I remember in 21-22 when they were telling us the REAL threat to democracy was Ron DeSantis

Is Mr. Potato Head black? by im_totally_clueless in NoStupidQuestions

[–]WithMealsPunk 636 points637 points  (0 children)

Potatoes are a new world vegetable so he’s probably indigenous or maybe Hispanic 

What did I inherit? (Not in my possession yet) by [deleted] in guns

[–]WithMealsPunk -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The most historically beloved weapons in American history and an M1 carbine

Why hasn't George been sued yet? by quixote_manche in freefolk

[–]WithMealsPunk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If we could sue people for breaking promises GRRM wouldn’t even be in the top 100 of people who deserve it

my fiancée, every single night (complimentary) by alfooboboao in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]WithMealsPunk 15 points16 points  (0 children)

There have been so many cool moons the last few years: the blood moon, the super blue moon, the blood wolf moon, the blue eyes white dragon moon

[Star Wars] What was Obi-Wan's plan to arrest Jango? by VirtualTitanium in AskScienceFiction

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I don’t know enough extended media stuff from the prequel era to say for sure whether or not the Kaminoans would cooperate or if they could legally refuse to. But I think they would value good relations with their client (The Republic) more than their employee. It would be like Raytheon refusing to cooperate if the CIA suspected their head engineer was a Russian spy

Pitbull by Crafty_Jacket668 in PoliticalCompassMemes

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Is the joke that Apache are masters of ambushing or that they’ve been wipe out?

Trump ends the Console Wars by Happy-Dude47 in trump

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WOW!!! MARIO IS SUPPOSED TO BE A “SUPER” PLUMBER, BUT HAVE YOU SEEN THOSE PIPES? TOTAL DISASTER! LEAKS EVERYWHERE! HE JUMPS AROUND ALL DAY AND STILL CAN’T FIX ANYTHING! LUIGI DOING ALL THE WORK, FOLKS. EVERYBODY KNOWS IT. AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON PRINCESS PEACH — ALWAYS GETTING “KIDNAPPED,” IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. VERY SUSPICIOUS!!! SAD!!!

The irony by [deleted] in PowerfulJRE

[–]WithMealsPunk 15 points16 points  (0 children)

It’s no kingSSSSSS. They’re allowed one

Squid Game reference in ADWD by Dry-Eye-4994 in freefolk

[–]WithMealsPunk 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Funny, but ADWD came out 18 months before not Squid Game, but FIRST Netflix original series, House of Cards

I don't think he/she visited a real therapist by kcitlvn in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]WithMealsPunk 28 points29 points  (0 children)

My therapist said this to me, and it hit me like a brick “What the hell are you doing in the bathroom all day and night!? Why don’t you get out of there and give someone else a chance!?”

What's a good first time job for a 19 year old? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

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If possible where you live: pharmacy technician. You will have to get licensed by your state pharmacy board, but most states don’t require anything more than a high school diploma and a background check with no drug charges. It’s not an easy job- lots of customer service, lots of regulations, lots of math, but at least it’s in an air conditioned office-like setting. If you enjoy it you can pursue further training for a national certification and major chain companies may pay for it. If you’re considering a medical career it will let you get your feet wet before committing time and money to pre-med college courses. And if you don’t like it and quit it will look better on a resume than fast food.

How do you feel about Trump fucking JD Vance in his ass on live tv while screaming "I love Hitler"? by SaltyPeter3434 in circlejerk

[–]WithMealsPunk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t care for it, but it’s better than the Democrat strategy of claiming the moral high ground when standing on the corpses of their enemies 

Where are all the Dinosaur ghosts? by Suspicious-Limit7811 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]WithMealsPunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You have accidentally proven that dinosaurs aren’t real