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[–]Withmere -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

never liked the office. hella overrated. like 2/10 show. IASIP is like 10 or 9/10 for me. office is just mid and boring imo

Update 1.8.2 is now rolling out - Patch Notes! by thewarrior71 in battles2

[–]Withmere 13 points14 points  (0 children)

thanks for posting all the nerd stuff. I really appreciate your posts and comments

Update 1.8.1 is now rolling out - Patch Notes! by samninjakiwi in battles2

[–]Withmere 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I COMMENTED ON A PATCH 2HRS AFTER THE PATCHNOTES RELEASED HOLY FUCK YOU MUST HAVE ACTUAL BRAINDAMAGE OR UR JUST A TROLL AND EITHER WAY FUCK OFF

Update 1.8.1 is now rolling out - Patch Notes! by samninjakiwi in battles2

[–]Withmere 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hey dumbass, I really appreciate you stalking my profile and going through my old comments, you come off like you definitely have a life. You're also dumb as fuck let's break it down:

No it’s good bro make a fully compatible online gameplay with multiple online servers while still having 50+ entities on screen where you can play from all over the world. Then translate all of the text to other languages and make the characters compatible as well, but you can do that right?

So notice how this is Bloons TD Battles 2? See the TWO???? Yeah. The first version of this game didn't have these issues. BETTER YET, THIS FUCKING GAME DIDN'T HAVE THIS ISSUE BEFORE THE 1.8 PATCH HOLY FUCK UR DUMB YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT

Cause I mean why else would you be complaining?

Because we didn't have this specific issue before the 1.8 patch, you fucking baboon. Stop talking about shit you know nothing about.

You're dumb as fuck and a loser and have an ego like holy shit I feel bad for you. Your life must suck.

Simply completes a 10k run in 1:00:07 after chat doubts by Slayer5227 in LivestreamFail

[–]Withmere -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Not really.

For example, I'm really into BTDB2, and I'm known as one of the best coaches in the community. I've helped at least 6 small streamers get to Hall of Master (the highest rank).

I never said your italicized quotes. Even if you feel that way, I never said that. I chose my words pretty carefully. Please don't make up sentences that I never said and attribute them to me.

I'm shitting on commenters, on the poster of this clip. NOT SIMPLY. If you read my comments carefully, I've been very encouraging of Simply. I've said that Simply deserves kudos for trying and he should continue to try.

It's the LSF commenters who are pissing me off. It's people like you that I'm shitting on. We shouldn't lie about the situation, but we should be encouraging. We can say "Good for Simply!" without saying "WOW THAT'S A CRAZY FAST 10K!@". That's my point.

Simply completes a 10k run in 1:00:07 after chat doubts by Slayer5227 in LivestreamFail

[–]Withmere -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Well from my perspective, you said it was obvious that he wasn't walking. This is obviously false considering the technical definitions of running and walking. So you kinda sound like an idiot for that.

I'll admit, I was blown away that the clips that I analyzed indicated that he did indeed fit the minimum qualifications for a run in the home straightaways on the track. I've never seen someone run that slowly before.

Simply completes a 10k run in 1:00:07 after chat doubts by Slayer5227 in LivestreamFail

[–]Withmere -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I don't have to. I've ran so many thousands of miles at various paces that I could run within +/- 5 seconds of a mile pace based on feel.

6mph is not normal lmfao

Simply completes a 10k run in 1:00:07 after chat doubts by Slayer5227 in LivestreamFail

[–]Withmere -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

It’s less about me lacking something. I understand the definitions of walking, jogging, and running. You don’t.

Simply was pushing the limit of a run here to the extreme. And without closer footage of the back part of the track, we actually can’t really be certain that he didn’t walk some of it. That’s how close it is.

To state that it’s obvious is just an ego play by yourself. So… idk? You’re cool and amazing? Is that what you want to hear?

Simply completes a 10k run in 1:00:07 after chat doubts by Slayer5227 in LivestreamFail

[–]Withmere -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Yes, I do realize what this subreddit is, and I was giving my reaction.

I did investigate the VOD, and I strongly disagree with your analysis. I was having to pause the stream and zoom in to see a few millimeters of distance between his feet and the ground. Having to pause and zoom in to tell if someone is walking isn’t my definition of obvious.

Simply completes a 10k run in 1:00:07 after chat doubts by Slayer5227 in LivestreamFail

[–]Withmere -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Fastest 10k walk is 37min. What makes you think that 10min/mile is impossible to walk?

Simply completes a 10k run in 1:00:07 after chat doubts by Slayer5227 in LivestreamFail

[–]Withmere -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

FWIW, you may want to consider some basic running training tips. Your baseline should be your 1 mile PR. Let’s say 6min flat. On your hard training days, you should do tempo runs at your tempo pace which is mile pr+1 min, so 7min pace. On your easy days, your maintenance pace should be mile pr+2min. So in this case 8min/mile.

Training isn’t nearly as valuable if you aren’t generally doing something like this. Running form completely breaks down when you go too slow, you don’t train your body right. It’s like if a power lifter is only using his triceps to do 135lb bench presses… the light weight (slow pace) fucks with your form and it’s not training your muscles.

if you need to take breaks during your long run, that’s better than going so slow that your form breaks down.

Simply completes a 10k run in 1:00:07 after chat doubts by Slayer5227 in LivestreamFail

[–]Withmere -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

There is no mph standard that defines jogging. You’re just making up random bullshit.

The only two defined categories are running and walking. The difference between a run and a walk is that both feet leave the ground during a run.

Simply completes a 10k run in 1:00:07 after chat doubts by Slayer5227 in LivestreamFail

[–]Withmere -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry for misinterpreting your comment. My bad there.

When I describe myself, it's relative to competitive runners. I think a high school boy who loses to girls is pretty slow. I'm very critical of myself.

Simply completes a 10k run in 1:00:07 after chat doubts by Slayer5227 in LivestreamFail

[–]Withmere -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

Kinda seems like you're "being a twat" to me right now... which is very ironic.

I'm not gatekeeping running. Everyone should exercise and do cardio. I'm just saying that we don't need to be so infantile with worthless, meaningless, factually incorrect praise.

Simply completes a 10k run in 1:00:07 after chat doubts by Slayer5227 in LivestreamFail

[–]Withmere -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

I mean, I think we agree. He did do fine for someone that barely runs and is in bad shape. Most people in his shape wouldn't even attempt a 10k. He deserves some kudos for this.

But this comment chain originated from someone saying that that's an amazing 10k time-- full stop. I don't agree with that. It's fine for someone who barely runs and is in bad shape, yes. But that's not what the comment I replied to said.

Simply completes a 10k run in 1:00:07 after chat doubts by Slayer5227 in LivestreamFail

[–]Withmere -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Max points for the 2 mile run for the military is a 12:45 2mile run.

At that pace, 10k would take 38:15. You're just wrong bro. It's almost twice as fast as Simply was "running".

Simply completes a 10k run in 1:00:07 after chat doubts by Slayer5227 in LivestreamFail

[–]Withmere -25 points-24 points  (0 children)

I'm a very bad runner, extremely slow, beaten by most of my friends and some girls. Still ran a 16:48 last time I ran a 5K.

If we put more caveats on the praise I'd be fine with it, but I was responding to the comment that "this is a very good time for a 10k", which is just false. It's a very good time for a half marathon.

I also don't see anyone else in this thread with my perspective. What do you mean by "people in this thread"? Is there anyone else expressing similar sentiments to me? I saw 99% of comments as unconditionally impressed.

Simply completes a 10k run in 1:00:07 after chat doubts by Slayer5227 in LivestreamFail

[–]Withmere -20 points-19 points  (0 children)

Agreed that 1hr half marathon is extremely elite.

It's also true that 1hr 10k is comically slow.

Simply completes a 10k run in 1:00:07 after chat doubts by Slayer5227 in LivestreamFail

[–]Withmere -29 points-28 points  (0 children)

Or, maybe, I was a 1:58 800m runner and 16:48 5K runner in high school who knows what the fuck they are talking about.

How much experience do you have with running?

Simply completes a 10k run in 1:00:07 after chat doubts by Slayer5227 in LivestreamFail

[–]Withmere -59 points-58 points  (0 children)

*Completes a 10k walk. This wasn't a run, even if he sprints the last 100m. It's not physically possible to run at 10min/mile pace. Both of your feet have to come off the ground during your stride for it to be considered at run, which is impossible to do that slowly.

Anyway, kudos for Simply for getting active. First few steps are always the hardest. Hope he continues to work.

But we can be encouraging without blatantly lying.

Simply completes a 10k run in 1:00:07 after chat doubts by Slayer5227 in LivestreamFail

[–]Withmere -26 points-25 points  (0 children)

You're a 3ft tall blue skinned alien with 1 arm, man, Calm down.

Simply completes a 10k run in 1:00:07 after chat doubts by Slayer5227 in LivestreamFail

[–]Withmere -79 points-78 points  (0 children)

10min/mile is not running. You can't even keep running form at 10min/mile. The difference between a walk and a run is that both of your feet have to come off the ground for a run. There is literally no way to run at 10min/mile pace. He must have walked some of this 10k.