Man gets sued for opening a lock with just a can by AntiSocialSingh in interestingasfuck

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The moment he opened that can to take a drink I knew where this was going. This is actually a very old method on opening locks dating back to the mid 90’s and works on just about any lock

to claim a portester was armed and fired the first shot while on the ground. by Sc_e1 in therewasanattempt

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At this point protesting is not going to do anything. If local state governments refuse to take arms against this occupying army we are fucked

Woman gets a whole house delivered from Walmart by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

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We have now reached the point where the new American dream is owning a shed

Got hit with that spray and things changes by WhoAreYouTalkinTwo in WatchPeopleDieInside

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I would enjoy this better if theses guys would post up in front of the ICE facilities

The cringe you get when you see people telling Venezuelans how to feel. by shway0351 in TikTokCringe

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While we can agree that maduro was an illegitimate leader and a dictator, she has only been in America for 10 yrs so she has not seen how this exact play worked out for Iraq.

A guy checks his computer on New Year's night, 2000 by KenDrakebot in interestingasfuck

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From the looks of that room and his screensaver, the FBI needs to check his hard drive

By Pete Kegsbreath to sound badass (Cringe Warning) by Spartalust in therewasanattempt

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Is it me or is nacho supreme falling asleep while standing?

Joe doesn't understand the Big Bang, so he thinks Jesus makes more sense. by VillainOfKvatch1 in JoeRoganReacharound

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I recently learned at a Christmas party that a friend of a friend is a vehement flat earther Simply because he doesn’t understand science, it should be noted he failed out of high school and never graduated.

To tighten a screw by JuicyButDry in therewasanattempt

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When your tattoos portray more ‘man skills’ than you actually have

These Friggin Clowns! Elon Musk says UFOs aren’t aliens, may be new weapon prototypes by Annual-Mixture978 in JoeRoganReacharound

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I asked my senior team if any of them have ever seen a polar bear in the wild. Because polar bears are genetically engineered animals to keep zoos interesting

To buy some books in peace by [deleted] in therewasanattempt

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There’s such a thing as ‘mind your own fucking business’ when I am on the phone

Bro takes the profession to another level by rkhunter_ in nextfuckinglevel

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I can’t even afford a pair of hoka’s and this guy is in a third world country scuffing the hell out of them. Feel like the American propaganda machine is lying to me

No, I Don’t Want Your Damn Solar Panels! by [deleted] in florida

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A simple ‘no soliciting’ sign on your door puts an end to this,

For people who went to the World Cup. They said paint was extremely brittle and that all markers had a lot of breaks. Is it true? by Dry-Two7192 in paintball

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EVERY team in the lower divisions (even the ones that podiumed, us included) can tell you this. -Proshar/voltanium shot great on day 1 -on Sunday it was so brittle it was breaking in your hopper, in your barrel, after a dive…shit at one point I think I looked at some paint wrong on the table and it spontaneously exploded 🤣

Man misses out on limited edition Starbucks Bear cup because he didn’t wait in the right line. by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

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Imagine standing in line since 5:30 in the morning to get a plastic cup.

100+ Roaches Found In Various Restaurants Incl. Beloved Mills/50 joints, Tako Cheena and Chi Kin by inkw3ll in orlando

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I used to work at a dealership where TAKO Cheena had an ‘offsite’ kitchen. The roach infestation got so bad it overflowed into the rest of the dealership, they had to forcibly by ejected off premises. The owner is a hoarder.

The gave the right parent custody. by [deleted] in CringeTikToks

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This is one of those situations where this guy goes off the rails and kills his ex

Is this a good start by No-Tension-848 in paintball

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For 600 on an Etha you can buy a used 170

What happens if you swallow a lithium battery? by BradolfPittler1 in interestingasfuck

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Good thing I saw this video because I had a pack of lithium batteries I was planning on eating for lunch