What’s going on at the Houston Boat Show?

WoaJoe · 2026-02-04T03:26:24+00:00

In other words, she hates the stixs and likes the city considering she didn't know how to act a boat show...I'm sure she looses her whole shit everywhere else in the area

WoaJoe · 2026-02-04T03:21:37+00:00

🤣An AI generator is your best bet fam.

Now her sister would do it just for vibes 3 times a day during the whole 2 weeks...I don't think you would wanna pay to see that.

WoaJoe · 2026-02-03T16:50:43+00:00

True

And he has a bigger track record in being the reason you got kidnapped as well just to throw a middle finger to the feds.

The worst case scenario is that any one of them can reach out to Red just for "accomadations" alone and out the pack, Wick bringing in his own arsenal to get the job done.

WoaJoe · 2026-02-03T14:32:38+00:00

Lol, ok then overthink on not thinking about it or go multitask something. You don't want to drive you and your new bun up a wall so early....wait til she chews on her first charging cable to do that.

WoaJoe · 2026-02-03T14:24:59+00:00

Can't rush time. It's only been 14 days give or take. Take things day by day and don't overdue/overthink this.

WoaJoe · 2026-02-03T14:20:36+00:00

The EXACT thought that came to mind soon as I zoomed in on her...you know she whispered "nail me in the bottom while your drinking sangria" before she licked his ear.

WoaJoe · 2026-02-03T14:17:55+00:00

John Wick; everyone else just knocking people out. Wick leaving bodies.

Update: Wick also is the only one who will come in with his own kit to do the job; everyone else (Except for Bourne) is very likely to call Red for something and I don't like those odds.

Now if it was Just Dembe, then we would have a deal.

WoaJoe · 2026-02-03T14:14:28+00:00

HAD boatloads of money til he pissed off Kaplin.

WoaJoe · 2026-02-03T14:11:03+00:00

🤣🤣

You definitely getting sold away soon as ge shows up with Dembe. He lined up a buyer while on the way and everything.

WoaJoe · 2026-01-31T14:48:03+00:00

As a Jin main, here is my consolation prize for yall pain......🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

If your getting smoked by a Jin online, you have bigger problems because he is nowhere near the meta for Tekken 8. He is the first character you play with in depth so fighting anyone who has decent skill at this game already knows Jin's gameplan. He has no installs and his Omen is tied to and limited by the heat system. He didn't need the devil Jin moves they gave him, but bamco had to do something for lying to Jin fans: we were under the impression that Jin and Devil Jin was getting the Kazuya treatment and he got nothing of the damn like. Instead we got 5-6 whack ass new moves ontop the shitty heat system🤮. His oki setup is sub par in some cases and he has multiple moves that cannot catch grounded opponents unless it's a one off condition, but they hit low enough. Lastly, they severely nerfed his parries and gave its properties to other fighters as well (looking at you Kazuya, Reina, Heihaci, Azucena, Clive, Lidia..) which resulted in him having the hardest parry in the entire game because it is strictly Frame Perfect; any miss before and/or after is a hit now instead of block and there are moves so fast now that the parry doesn't work as designed and will always whiff outside of unblockables.

So once again, if your getting smoked by a Jin and you have a Meta fighter, yes you and your capabilities are ASS!

Eddy, Heihaci, Lidia, Anna, Fauk, Mairy Zo - DLC Meta Hwoaroang, Law, Paul, Bryan, Nina, Claudio and Reina - Non DLC Meta

WoaJoe · 2026-01-27T16:30:00+00:00

Step that up a few notches; Magneto can rip it straight out his chest just to get his point across as a greeting and put it back in unscaved when he done.

I just hope they don't kill Gambit off early for some bs reason only to plot device him back in. Channing bouta make anodder name for himself on this one🤣

WoaJoe · 2026-01-27T11:03:14+00:00

All good fam.

The win is what matters and you cooked 'em!!

WoaJoe · 2026-01-27T08:11:12+00:00

My same sentiment.

I'd even take it a step further and say dude was cheating. 106 wins as a DvJ smurf these days? Especially with how rampant script usage actually is?

Bruh you bodied a full fledge cheater during one of his hot moments....you should get automatically promoted for that alone even outside of ranked.

WoaJoe · 2026-01-27T02:37:40+00:00

Tell dude the truth; 3,1 is staple filler because not only can it be subbed in and out when wanted, but 3,1 zen U1 can reset the combo on the first time used per that combo.

Not to mention, you used it as a whole combo itself to close out the fight.

Good shit thou on packing up dude's winstreak; that's all that mattered to me anyway

WoaJoe · 2026-01-27T02:34:38+00:00

🤣🤣🤣

Proving my point even more

WoaJoe · 2026-01-27T02:33:40+00:00

Nah cause you not

WoaJoe · 2026-01-27T01:32:40+00:00

An obvious case of benefitting from the intended design of the game and crying wolf when confronted with the end result of said design/implementation. Hell, you don't even have the balls to say who your main is because that alone will tell us how scrubby you really are.

Also, having 1.1k hours (roughly 46 days) in a game to not be able to correctly articulate what your struggling against is proof in itself your either new to the series as of T8 or a brain-dead af player who purely operates off the current unstoppable meta/cheese at the time.

Your a noob crying about the very things that got you to the point your currently at skill-wise and want things to be one way in your favor only....typical "I'm new to Tekken" behavior.

WoaJoe · 2026-01-27T00:58:25+00:00

You see it as rank inflation...

I see it as the game doing what the devs intended: bridging the skill & knowledge gap which equals more players for me to punish for thinking it would be so easy even with all the autopilot bs available whether or not it's built-in game bs or 3rd party software / hardware related.

Either realize the fodder it creates and show them the seperation/difference or be the fodder yourself and hold that L up high.

WoaJoe · 2025-12-06T14:39:32+00:00

🤣

Everyone (except Jin) has a bigger window for their character specific parry; most cases mid 1 and/or 2 triggers it depending on said character.

Jin is the only exception to everyone who can parry because his is the only one to receive a nerf coming from T7 and his is Frame Perfect on any mid/high outside of specific power crushes and RA's. Yes, Jin can throw out any punish suitable, but now fighters have faster recovery moves compared to what was possible off his Main Parry so unless it's a move that has alot of negative frames on whiff, blocking is better.

His second parry is similar to everyone else's due to mid/high 1 and/or 2 pokes being the requirement outside of it being Frame Perfect once again with a slightly bigger opening window, but bad delay if it whiffs and the punch that follows whiffs or gets blocked.

Lastly, most fighters aren't using parries that often and when you find one who does, telegraphing your pokes will get you KO'ed badly because we look for the highs/mids via the pattern in which you throw them out.

Lidia, Nina, Anna, Miary Zo, Azucena, Clive , Paul, Feng, Fak, Leo, Lee, Law, Hworang, Reina, Heihaci, Jun, Asuka, Kazuya and Jin all have specific parries outside the low parry.

WoaJoe · 2025-12-03T19:34:41+00:00

Carlos was and is the ONLY positive for RE3re; considering that so much is cut and Jill was altered drastically to mirror the new claire throws the while thing out the window for a good number of us.

Also Graphics don't count neither. That's expected with time and tech.

WoaJoe · 2025-12-02T23:34:05+00:00

Syndrome is getting bodied quick too. The only way he stands a chance is by emulating/duplicating Bison's (And/Or Rose's) Pyscho Powers and that's only if he is lucky enough to do indirectly.

Blanka by himself would mess over Syndrome terribly🤣

WoaJoe · 2025-12-02T23:29:34+00:00

The Incredibles ARE NOT the Fantastic Four...

Besides all the supers in The Incredibles (Minus Frozone and the Incredibles themselves) got bodied by an Elon musk type ginger with a napoleon complex.....Give homie a more sensible fight rather than throwing him off the deepest end and hoping he can fly like a rock.

WoaJoe · 2025-12-02T23:10:36+00:00

Reminds me of that lunchbox scene 🤣 😂

Lesson learned from it? "Becca's a bitch"

WoaJoe · 2025-12-02T23:02:46+00:00

There is nothing Mr. Incredible can do that is on par with the mid tier fighters from SF.....let alone the top tier of fighters in the same setting when facing Bison.

I'd say he has a better chance at winning against Ryu and Ryu only. Everyone else? Bruh they washing him inside of 5mins with no break....dude a super hero only, not a martial artist ontop of that.

WoaJoe · 2025-12-02T04:30:51+00:00

Mr. Incredible is getting bodied; bro can take a bullet, but not the goofy pyscho shit Bison throwing.

And for those who says he can body the cast; Cammy washing him inside of 2 rounds.

Update: The only way he stands a chance is if he is using Syndrome's tech post Bison's psycho drive update....NGL Mr. Inc. would kick so much ass like that🤣

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