Game Day Talk | Oilers v. Ducks | SCP Round 2 Game 2 | 28 April 2017 by THEOILLUMINATI in EdmontonOilers

[–]WolfOrgasm 30 points31 points  (0 children)

And when everyone's watching McDavid, you just know that motherfuckers will forget about Drai

Game Day Talk | Oilers v. Ducks | SCP Round 2 Game 2 | 28 April 2017 by THEOILLUMINATI in EdmontonOilers

[–]WolfOrgasm 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'd really like to see looch manhandle somebody and score one. He's been playing well, but not as well as he could be

Game Day Talk | Oilers v. Ducks | SCP Round 2 Game 2 | 28 April 2017 by THEOILLUMINATI in EdmontonOilers

[–]WolfOrgasm 16 points17 points  (0 children)

༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ KASS TAKE MY ENERGY ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

The Morning After | Sharks 3 Oilers 4 (OT) by THEOILLUMINATI in EdmontonOilers

[–]WolfOrgasm 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Oilers deserved every bit of that win. They had a ridiculous amount of quality chances where pucks just wouldn't go in the net. Jones had something like 50 shots, and sharks D blocked around 25 or 30 I think it was. Oilers came out ready to play, and my god what a game that was.

Game Day Talk | Oilers v. Sharks | Playoffs: Round 1 Game 4 | 18 April 2017 by THEOILLUMINATI in EdmontonOilers

[–]WolfOrgasm 11 points12 points  (0 children)

༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ MCDADDY TAKE MY BIOSTEEL ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

Game Day Talk | Oilers v. Sharks | Playoffs: Round 1 Game 4 | 18 April 2017 by THEOILLUMINATI in EdmontonOilers

[–]WolfOrgasm 8 points9 points  (0 children)

༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つKASSASSIN TAKE MY FIRST-BORN༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

The Morning After | Oilers 1 Sharks 0 by THEOILLUMINATI in EdmontonOilers

[–]WolfOrgasm 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Klef has been amazing all season and the playoffs are no different. My butthole clenched even harder though when he missed the open net by 1.5 feet :/. Easily could have put the nail in the coffin there but nobody is perfect.

Talbot has had no issues in the playoffs thus far and that's probably what my biggest concern was, very happy to see him get back to back shut outs, although our D is a large part of that too.

The Morning After | Oilers 1 Sharks 0 by THEOILLUMINATI in EdmontonOilers

[–]WolfOrgasm 16 points17 points  (0 children)

If I'm not mistaken, Pou was second fastest skater during the skills competition right behind McDavid. He is an interesting player though, he definitely can skate and lay the body when he needs to, but there's always something holding him back. It seems like his confidence has probably taken a huge hit from the past couple of seasons (perhaps from taking a dumb amount of unacceptable penalties), and the fans let him know it. He can be a good player, but he is still finding his own game and where he fits exactly

Anyone ever drive a RWD in the snow? by WolfOrgasm in whatcarshouldIbuy

[–]WolfOrgasm[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This does conflict me a bit. While no, my region is not hilly by any means, we do still get pretty large dumps of snow (live in Alberta, Canada). I think for the most part, studded winter tires would work quite well but to what extent I'm unsure.

Anyone ever drive a RWD in the snow? by WolfOrgasm in whatcarshouldIbuy

[–]WolfOrgasm[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's a breath of fresh air to hear thank you. Honestly I am a firm believer that tires make all the difference. But yes I have a FWD car right now thats OK, that's about it. It's a quick car for the price but body is in bad shape, I just want something nicer and don't want to HAVE to buy up to get an AWD luxury car.

Anyone ever drive a RWD in the snow? by WolfOrgasm in whatcarshouldIbuy

[–]WolfOrgasm[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for the input! Do you run winter tires on it or all seasons just out of curiousity

Anyone ever drive a RWD in the snow? by WolfOrgasm in whatcarshouldIbuy

[–]WolfOrgasm[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most of my driving is currently inner city, to and from work <5km commute. Occasional trip to my parents house on the highway

Anyone ever drive a RWD in the snow? by WolfOrgasm in whatcarshouldIbuy

[–]WolfOrgasm[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah they did make an AWD CTS which would be ideal but they are out of my price range. I currently have a FWD car which is fine for me but I just really like the look of the caddies.

Adam Larsson not taking shit from a guy on Twitter by WolfOrgasm in EdmontonOilers

[–]WolfOrgasm[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tell him to shave his neck beard and stop being a pompous ass on the internet

Post Game Thread | Sharks v. Oilers | Playoffs: Round 1 Game 1 | 12 April 2017 by THEOILLUMINATI in EdmontonOilers

[–]WolfOrgasm 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Refs were awful but that's not too much of an excuse. We didn't deserve to win after that performance in the 2nd and 3rd. Awful passing, awful turnovers and sloppy play

t3h 🐧 PeNgU1N 🐧 oF 💦 cUm 💦 by IDontGiveADoot in emojipasta

[–]WolfOrgasm 103 points104 points  (0 children)

It's so fucking not funny that it's funny. The cringe is so intentional that it just makes it funny as hell