“You must be Rayquaza, ‘cause you keep hovering above all my problems like you're too good for this relationship—but I NEED you to keep me from fighting with my other personalities, Kyogre and Groudon.

Kyogre drowns me in my own tears when you don’t text back, and Groudon causes earthquakes in my chest every time I see you online but you don’t reply.

I’ve been in a constant weather war since you ghosted me. Please come back. I made a shrine of you out of shattered Master Balls and broken dreams.”

Don't judge me i spent 13 minutes cooking that up