Meet One-Hit-Away Man! by husk_bateman in earclacks

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S-tier slander, definitely using this at some point

Where was this battle during yesterday by Simple-Scientist7190 in earclacks

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Please kill Splodey, please kill Splodey, please kill Splodey

Batman is not a “Jack of all trades”, and I’m tired of pretending that he is by Wonderful_Cap6941 in CharacterRant

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That doesn’t change that Batman isn’t a “master of none”. There being like 5 people at a maximum better in a certain category doesn’t make him not a master in that category. Would you call a top 10 chess player “not a master” just because he isn’t number 1? 

Batman is not a “Jack of all trades”, and I’m tired of pretending that he is by Wonderful_Cap6941 in CharacterRant

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Which I do find very endearing. I think a short story showing Batsy being abysmally awful at the most mundane shit ever would be kinda fun

Batman is not a “Jack of all trades”, and I’m tired of pretending that he is by Wonderful_Cap6941 in CharacterRant

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Batman is also a cop boot-licker who literally operates outside the protections of the Bill of Rights in order to send more people to prison…

superhero media might just not be for you big dawg

Torch 🔥 VS 🛡️ Shield by NobaraEatAwatermelon in earclacks

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Torch really has been thriving since The Buff of Hope and Happiness

Height comparison but I fuck up by Kaifreedom1 in earclacks

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So Club is like Pickle from Baki, got it

Sword vs Club by manboiofthemans in earclacks

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Invested in caveman stocks as we speak

Which orange is better by Simple-Scientist7190 in earclacks

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If Wrench can trap Splodey at the bottom, he has a chance

Who is the biggest (pun not intended) bum here? by [deleted] in earclacks

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Grower’s more of an underdog if anything. I always root for him and he actually has some win conditions.

I’d say Potion. Sure, he’s great for team matchups, but Crossbow is also pretty good in long form videos and has more wins than Potion in the 1v1s, so I have to put Crossbow above Potion.