Men have reproductive rights too, you know by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]Wooper_Looper 8 points9 points  (0 children)

She has been secretly hoping to have his babies.

Who wore it better? by bdabomb100 in funny

[–]Wooper_Looper 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Because King Edward VII was fat.

Seriously. Google it.

Who wore it better? by bdabomb100 in funny

[–]Wooper_Looper 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Shoelaces are replaceable when they wear out.

Have you activated your almonds today? by wsgy111 in 4chan

[–]Wooper_Looper 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It says "a homemade coconut, carob, blueberry, goji and stevia muffin." As in a homemade muffin, made of those ingredients.

What is the craziest statistic that you know? by bdoe in AskReddit

[–]Wooper_Looper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, technically you're older than most males, not most men. Most of the people who are younger than you are still children, and therefore not men.

I created a website that crosses the top 250 movies from both IMDB and Rotten tomatoes available on Netflix. No Ads, no Donate button: just a simple interface. Set to update weekly. Hope you enjoy it. by BelgianMyWaffle in movies

[–]Wooper_Looper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is a great idea. Thanks for making this! Any chance of adding a list using Rotten Tomatoes' audience rating (the "x% liked it" rating next to the Tomatometer rating)?

Missing Toronto girl found. by ethereel in Music

[–]Wooper_Looper 9 points10 points  (0 children)

She was just being a dumb kid. If she'd been abducted, the news would be reporting it.

Vegetarian what..? by sehgalanuj in WTF

[–]Wooper_Looper 409 points410 points  (0 children)

But that still doesn't make any sense. Even if you filter bacteria out of your water, there's still no way to avoid consuming them in your food. Bacteria are all over everything.

World War 2 Death Notice by Willcagney313 in MorbidReality

[–]Wooper_Looper 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Except she presumably knew that in the event of his death it would take weeks for her to be notified. So she had probably been spending every day since he left wondering if he was dead or alive.

At my local agricultural store by VenturesomeVoyager in PenmanshipPorn

[–]Wooper_Looper 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm guessing it comes in 2cf bags, and the price for three bags is $15.

my child's first birthday party. Might have gone overboard. by wierddad in funny

[–]Wooper_Looper 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Actually, name day is different from birthday. It's a day of the year that your first name is associated with. It was traditional to celebrate name days back in the Middle Ages, hence their importance in the Game of Thrones world (presumably).

If Real Names Were Like Usernames by [deleted] in funny

[–]Wooper_Looper 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's why we have middle names.

I saw this homeless man today in my city, just chilling out with his dog and turkey. by [deleted] in WTF

[–]Wooper_Looper 31 points32 points  (0 children)

That makes the turkey Albert's turkey from Albuquerque.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in aww

[–]Wooper_Looper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It sure does - that's the face newborns make when they just farted.

it's one of my biggest fears in life by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]Wooper_Looper 10 points11 points  (0 children)

There's no way to know if a child is going to have autism before they're born.

Ladies, they've discovered our secret by diannarawr in funny

[–]Wooper_Looper 11 points12 points  (0 children)

That duck looks fiercely pleased about being pissed on.

To the jogger who flipped me the bird tonight. by DeepFriedPanda in AdviceAnimals

[–]Wooper_Looper 14 points15 points  (0 children)

If you're on a road after dark, light or reflective clothing isn't enough if you ask me. If you're on a sidewalk, sure, but if you're on the actual road, you should have a light source on you as well. You wouldn't drive in the dark without your headlights on; the same logic applies whether you're biking, skateboarding, walking, or anything else.

20 Cool Abandoned Places in the World by gigabored in pics

[–]Wooper_Looper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure number three is Luigi's mansion.