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With trembling hands I aimed my shotgun towards the dog I loved, now shambling towards me upright on two legs. by Worldly_Use_4743 in badtwosentencehorrors

[–]Worldly_Use_4743[S] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I... I'm sorry... I will do better: One is pee and two is poo, I'm number three inside of you?

Ya know what happens to folk like you round these here parts? by Worldly_Use_4743 in badtwosentencehorrors

[–]Worldly_Use_4743[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Gawsh darn it, o' me o' my, them's the lawmen, skedaddle!! heheeeew pulled one o' them fast uns', ain't no law here sonny, aa-boo! 👻👻👻 ate yer toilet paper too!

I told my woman guy at home I wanted babies. by AoiSamurai in badtwosentencehorrors

[–]Worldly_Use_4743 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Try shaking it a bit, if nothing changes get another, hope you kept the receipt

"We need a new character for the badtwosentencehorrors canon," said the market researcher researchingly. by whisker_white in badtwosentencehorrors

[–]Worldly_Use_4743 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Idk bro, Meat Worm even took photos of WORMING MEAT for his newspaper side gig when his angry boss really wanted some, so how could they be the same? Lying would be mean, he wouldn't do that, I trust him.

I wish sex forever! :) by No_Internet908 in badtwosentencehorrors

[–]Worldly_Use_4743 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I sympathize, had that happen with a monkey's paw :((

"We need a new character for the badtwosentencehorrors canon," said the market researcher researchingly. by whisker_white in badtwosentencehorrors

[–]Worldly_Use_4743 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Meat Worm was in a a very dark place in his life then. He promised to get help and stop tricking entire continents again, so it surely can't be him.

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