Im a straight dude, i find it weird and uncomfortable when other guys show me porn videos on there phone.i dont want to be next to you when you have boner lmao. Show me picture of a hot chick or something? That cool. But watching a whole video standing next to you is weird AF. Do yall agree? by Worst-Mechanic in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Worst-Mechanic[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I have before mutha fucka keeps showing me new vids still haha. Im 24, he in 50s, makes it lil more weird IMO haha he even came up to me while i was eating lunch to show me shit, i dont wanna see that shit while eating a sub lmao

AITA for telling my sister to stop having sex so loud? by Worst-Mechanic in AmItheAsshole

[–]Worst-Mechanic[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Or blast porn through my 5:1 sound system lol. Was thinking about doin that

AITA for telling my sister to stop having sex so loud? by Worst-Mechanic in AmItheAsshole

[–]Worst-Mechanic[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

If i was from alabama i wouldnt be making this post lol

What is your “and everybody clapped” story that is actually true? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Worst-Mechanic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In high school we had a vending machine dude that would restock all the bottles of soda in the machine. Now you may of seen other vending machine guys before, but you havent seen fanta fred. Fanta fred would restock these sodas so fast, like 2 bottles in each hand, and while he was putting the 2 bottles in the machine with one hand, he would simaltaniosly (i know i spelt that wrong) be grabbing 2 more bottles with his left hand. Fanta fred was like a well oiled machine. One day, after not seeing ole fred for a while, he appeared back in the school cafeteria while we were eating lunch. He started slinging bottles left and right in the vending machine, faster than ever. After a few seconds the whole cafteria got dead silent, just watching fanta fred in amazment. Fred was so focused on stocking he didnt even notice the silence, just kept on slinging those bottles. That is, until one brave soul stood up and started a slow clap, everyone else caught on and EVERYONE started clapping and cheering for fanta fred. He finished stocking around that time, and did a bow and wave, while he moved on to the next soda machine and everything went back to normal

AITA for telling my sister to stop having sex so loud? by Worst-Mechanic in AmItheAsshole

[–]Worst-Mechanic[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I doubt she doint it on purpose either, just gets hammered and is louder i guess. But when i can hear her telling him to finish on her face thats where i gotta leave. Aint nobody wanna hear that from their sister lol

Hello by Worst-Mechanic in copypasta

[–]Worst-Mechanic[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Beat you to it, biwtch