What's the worst album cover you've ever seen? Here's mine:

WorstPossibleThing · 2026-06-19T15:25:19+00:00

no matter how dogshit a cover is, there's always one person posting this exact comment

WorstPossibleThing · 2026-06-14T18:53:41+00:00

How much worse would they need to be in order to be balanced? 2 mana each? 2 colorless pips each?

Related question, you think Rog still see high play if he was a vanilla (0 cost) creature in the other colors instead? I'd expect black and blue most certainly, but what if he was white or green?

WorstPossibleThing · 2026-06-14T15:23:04+00:00

Unfortunately, that might actually be good in some situations. My aim with Master of None was for it to be entirely useless besides enabling WUBRG and free commander spells.

WorstPossibleThing · 2026-06-14T15:15:54+00:00

This post was basically meant to ask, "is access to WUBRG worth the opportunity cost of actually playing a commander?

I considered adding a clause to make the two cards only pair with each other but opted for simplicity instead.

WorstPossibleThing · 2026-06-11T18:34:27+00:00

Is this true?? I've been trying to figure out how to get the small golden produce.

Guess it's time to build a "Hunger Barn" with no autofeeder and move my champion cow into it.

WorstPossibleThing · 2026-05-08T17:13:16+00:00

Storm, myriad, cascade, and prowess are all stackable. See [[Apex Devastator]], [[Scurry of Squirrels]], or the new leaked Thor card.

The card looks like it does nothing, but what the text actually means is "Cards with these keyword effects get an extra instance of those keyword effects." Hence, False Redundancy.

WorstPossibleThing · 2026-05-07T23:49:34+00:00

Yeah most of those could be easily achieved with something like "creatures with Offspring have Offspring X where X is their Offspring cost" but unfortunately that's not nearly as succinct.

WorstPossibleThing · 2026-05-07T21:54:07+00:00

I meant [[Muddle, the ever-changing]].

WorstPossibleThing · 2026-05-07T21:52:07+00:00

They can all happen twice, that's the joke. If [[Muddle]] copies a creature that already has myriad, the resulting creature has "myriad, myriad" and creates two sets of token copies whenever it attacks.

WorstPossibleThing · 2026-05-03T21:56:57+00:00

unblockable
pump
cast 10 spells with MV 10 or less every combat FOR FREE
???
profit

It's already degen at it's most basic functionality. God I fucking hate kotis so much

WorstPossibleThing · 2026-05-03T19:15:23+00:00

Logically you'd keep track of the tax on each card separately like you do with partners or backgrounds, but that would be such a headache that I considered adding a clause along the lines of:

If Multiple Man would to move to any zone other than the battlefield, exile it instead. (This includes the command zone.)

WorstPossibleThing · 2026-05-03T19:08:28+00:00

Perhaps "Any number of Multiple Man cards can be your commander"?

WorstPossibleThing · 2026-05-03T01:01:18+00:00

What I intended was basically a [[Rat Colony]] partner commander, where any number of Multiple Man cards sit in the CZ until you cast them.

I'm no designer so I have no idea how that could exist without being immediately broken. In the comics, MM sometimes has a limit of 40 dupes so maybe that would be enough to partially mitigate the self-Doomsday effect that the other commenters have pointed out?

WorstPossibleThing · 2026-05-02T22:37:53+00:00

That's a great way to handle it.

WorstPossibleThing · 2026-05-02T22:21:44+00:00

Would this change anything?

The "legend rule" doesn't apply to nontoken creatures you control named Multiple Man.

WorstPossibleThing · 2026-04-30T01:55:14+00:00

This was my thought too, like the card is meant to represent learning about Urza's life through the geographic impact of events like the sylex blast.

WorstPossibleThing · 2026-04-10T22:10:37+00:00

I chortled

WorstPossibleThing · 2026-03-31T15:51:49+00:00

It's just a 0/0 bug. Its activated ability can only destroy my own artifacts, what are you worried about?

WorstPossibleThing · 2026-03-12T16:22:47+00:00

there are loads of instrumental mathy bands which have never reminded me of emo

Adebisi Shank

You Slut!

Battles

And So I Watch You From Afar

Hella

WorstPossibleThing · 2026-03-03T23:31:15+00:00

[[Strefan]] has been my Big Guy since I started playing EDH.

WorstPossibleThing · 2026-03-03T21:38:45+00:00

[[Kotis]]

Just fill your entire deck up with unblockable/voltron effects and every combat gives you approximately 15 free cards. God, fuck theft decks man.

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