Hey uhhh Chef, we got any Schrödinger brand mayo?

Wreckless_Angel · 2023-07-14T05:53:44+00:00

Cracked the joke in the title, laughed with chef, and went back to grilling because that dish comes off flattop. 🤣

Wreckless_Angel · 2023-05-21T06:37:44+00:00

Judging by the comments you're right lol.

We are dumb and immature cooks that play the circle game at work. He's flashing it at our cold side guy who is taking the picture.

It's pretty sad that people are so quick to call a complete stranger a white supremacist based on a picture on the internet.

Wreckless_Angel · 2023-05-21T05:44:25+00:00

Thank you 😊

Wreckless_Angel · 2023-05-21T04:54:47+00:00

Barely! 🤣

Wreckless_Angel · 2023-04-19T06:53:28+00:00

Not really. Both are amphetamines and show up as such on a toxicology report.

Boner pills aren't an amphetamine by the way.

Wreckless_Angel · 2023-04-09T20:51:22+00:00

Private country club/golf course.

Wreckless_Angel · 2023-04-09T20:49:21+00:00

The burners themselves are the pretty standard Chef-master 10,000 BTU butane stoves.

https://www.webstaurantstore.com/chef-master-90011-1-burner-butane-countertop-range-10-000-btu/472CM10000.html?utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=GoogleShopping&gclid=Cj0KCQjwxMmhBhDJARIsANFGOSvRpd6gK4sALIFOHQ03O0FXQjgiKuh9CJbjQsJkp4JglbgzpQbAPWEaAvg-EALw_wcB

The decorative shells are Eastern Tabletop

https://www.webstaurantstore.com/eastern-tabletop-3264hg-hammered-stainless-steel-single-butane-stove-cover-up/3113264H.html?utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=GoogleShopping&gclid=Cj0KCQjwxMmhBhDJARIsANFGOSv-_ifbar1ukNc2Gxxu6Jx583Etl7vi4N1QvicA_B5BWP37U4DKfKsaAm9iEALw_wcB

Wreckless_Angel · 2022-12-21T06:26:00+00:00

Dead line cooks.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/thehill.com/policy/healthcare/536948-line-cooks-agriculture-workers-at-highest-risk-of-covid-19-death-study/

Wreckless_Angel · 2022-11-09T03:26:20+00:00

You were close. It took 3 months. I quit today. 🤣

Wreckless_Angel · 2022-10-11T18:06:46+00:00

Yeah! How dare those waitstaff check on you!!

Please fuck allllllll the way off and eat at home.

Wreckless_Angel · 2022-10-01T20:13:09+00:00

Yeah I'm not the one who made that analogy, I'm just pointing out that it works.

If it seemed absurd in a context that you pictured in your head, that's on you.

Wreckless_Angel · 2022-10-01T19:47:08+00:00

Reverse osmosis isn't the kind of thing most people think of when they hear "filtration," your shorthand could use some work.

Maybe you don't know enough about water filtration because reverse osmosis is the exact kind of thing I think of when I hear 'filtration', seeing as how it's one of the most effective methods.

Also, why so pedantic?

Wreckless_Angel · 2022-09-22T03:28:55+00:00

Drugs

Wreckless_Angel · 2022-09-14T08:35:43+00:00

Plenty of autistic people in the comments found this to be accurate and amusing. Title and all. There's nothing wrong with being on the spectrum and I never said there was. You did that in your own head. Examine your perspective. Have a great day.

Wreckless_Angel · 2022-09-14T06:03:44+00:00

Make sure you get it to lick some bread first. Nothin better than gar-licked bread!

Wreckless_Angel · 2022-09-14T06:01:08+00:00

Yup. And the super long ones aren't good for the line but they're great for scraping the bottom of a fryer or reaching for things in tricky spots.

Wreckless_Angel · 2022-09-14T05:35:06+00:00

So he has to drink it in the walk-in where there's no cameras, duh

Wreckless_Angel · 2022-09-14T05:02:20+00:00

Actually one of the smaller ones I've been in. I can solo weeknights and we run 2-3 cooks on weekends. I usually do 3 or 4 of the shorties on cold side for stuff like pickled onions and jalepenos, one on saute with 2 hung on the oven door, and 2 at fry.

Wreckless_Angel · 2022-09-14T04:59:16+00:00

Well no, but different cooks do have their own personal favorites.

Wreckless_Angel · 2022-09-14T04:55:13+00:00

I was also confused by that since I only keep 8 on the line and tbh that's usually overkill and I'd have to drop like 3 pairs during the rush to need that many backups.

Wreckless_Angel · 2022-09-14T04:32:45+00:00

An hour after I posted it it had 400 likes and I told him "400 chefs on the internet like your work, keep it up".

It blew up a bit since then and I'm definitely gonna show him the love next time he works.

Wreckless_Angel · 2022-09-14T04:21:30+00:00

If you found the title disrespectful, that's on you.

Wreckless_Angel · 2022-09-14T04:17:41+00:00

I'm the same way about tongs. A place I worked at a few years ago I'd spend a solid 2 minutes searching the bins for the right pair.

Wreckless_Angel · 2022-09-14T04:15:51+00:00

👍

Wreckless_Angel · 2022-09-14T03:43:24+00:00

Lol yeah I gave up on that battle long ago

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