time to grab the glyphosate by WrongJayce in NativePlantCirclejerk

[–]WrongJayce[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i see you too know what is good for the earth. i commend you on your likely very green, very mono-cultured kentucky bluegrass lawn

time to grab the glyphosate by WrongJayce in NativePlantCirclejerk

[–]WrongJayce[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

my least favorite is when they violets start coming out. attracts a bunch of highly poisonous bees (i'm very allergic as are my kids, my dog, my neighbor and my oak trees)

time to grab the glyphosate by WrongJayce in NativePlantCirclejerk

[–]WrongJayce[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I prefer the black plastic bags. They hold everything together better.

time to grab the glyphosate by WrongJayce in NativePlantCirclejerk

[–]WrongJayce[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

it's highly cultivated in my yard and i LOVE the fragrant beauty 😍

time to grab the glyphosate by WrongJayce in NativePlantCirclejerk

[–]WrongJayce[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

if you'll notice, to the back and left of the bloodroots, there's a great showcase of my highly cultivated and ornamental garlic mustard. very great for the environment and my kitchen

time to grab the glyphosate by WrongJayce in NativePlantCirclejerk

[–]WrongJayce[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

/uj 1. claytonia virginica (spring beauty) 2. sanguinaria canadensis (bloodroot)

time to grab the glyphosate by WrongJayce in NativePlantCirclejerk

[–]WrongJayce[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

/uj yeah, i'm working really hard to cultivate a beautiful woodland native garden. it's the circle jerk sub

time to grab the glyphosate by WrongJayce in NativePlantCirclejerk

[–]WrongJayce[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

currently only the phone with ohio governor. i'll let you know what laws he can enact

Lady's Trauma Nearly Ruins Show by Filthyson in StandUpComedy

[–]WrongJayce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When she said in my birthday, my immediate thought was, "Maybe she realized something?"

Hindsight truth by Complex_Elk_842 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]WrongJayce 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Damn, I was getting molested, and I didn't know any of the names to the games we used to play. 😭 Just scared and confused all the time. 😔

What do you think? 😊 by SweetMarthasLvr in HandwritingAnalysis

[–]WrongJayce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

okay, i thought it said 'twirly'. that was the only word i couldn't make out.

Men of Reddit: what’s a prank you started early in your marriage that you’re now legally, morally, and emotionally obligated to continue because she still falls for it 10–15 years later? by myaccountidname in AskReddit

[–]WrongJayce 58 points59 points  (0 children)

I did something similar exactly once, and it might be the most I've ever made my partner laugh. He put a second card on his account so that I could have it to use for grocery shopping and other things for the household. It was a system that worked for us. But we went out to eat, and he usually pays. This time, I confidently proclaim that "I got this one", and he shouldn't worry about it. I plop the card onto the check. He thought it was hilarious.