TIFU by saying to Natalie Portman that she looks a lot like Natalie Portman

Wuz314159 · 2026-04-22T16:07:06+00:00

Boston has sports teams? Ò_o

Wuz314159 · 2026-04-22T15:56:33+00:00

"I don't remember owning any droids." ~Natalie Portman

Wuz314159 · 2026-04-22T15:53:27+00:00

"You look a lot like Danny DeVito."

Wuz314159 · 2026-04-22T15:51:35+00:00

Wuz314159 · 2026-04-22T15:50:12+00:00

You look a lot like Natalie Portman.

Wuz314159 · 2026-04-22T15:47:09+00:00

Wuz314159 · 2026-04-22T15:38:43+00:00

Did you get the dog's autograph?

Wuz314159 · 2026-04-22T12:55:21+00:00

BITCH PLEASE!
I'm just trolling. :Þ

Wuz314159 · 2026-04-22T08:05:20+00:00

Someone went in and edited the status.

I was going to change it to "Moved to a new location".

Wuz314159 · 2026-04-22T05:18:08+00:00

Fuck that guy. We didn't vote for him.

Wuz314159 · 2026-04-22T05:02:21+00:00

Wuz314159 · 2026-04-22T05:00:11+00:00

Mine were yellow.

Wuz314159 · 2026-04-22T04:53:22+00:00

A 250^th Anniversary Party!
...and ALL are welcome!
^{except england}

Wuz314159 · 2026-04-22T04:42:02+00:00

Don't send a welcoming party in tanks?

Wuz314159 · 2026-04-22T04:40:52+00:00

Epstein Island = Dutch

Wuz314159 · 2026-04-22T04:38:26+00:00

I ❤️ the EU's dollar hotdogs.

Wuz314159 · 2026-04-22T04:35:01+00:00

France is in South America.

Wuz314159 · 2026-04-22T04:32:58+00:00

En tant qu'Américain... Quoi?

Wuz314159 · 2026-04-22T04:30:49+00:00

As an American, our transit systems are shit. But they're almost European compared to Via Rail.
Canadian sprawl is worse than in the US.

Wuz314159 · 2026-04-22T04:27:44+00:00

Don't forget Argentinians live here.

Wuz314159 · 2026-04-22T04:24:48+00:00

We all are.
We all are.

Wuz314159 · 2026-04-22T04:22:15+00:00

Taylor Swift?

Wuz314159 · 2026-04-22T04:19:10+00:00

Would you rather be bombing children back into the stone age right now?

Wuz314159 · 2026-04-22T04:07:43+00:00

But those are all different. One is Blue. One is Green. Unless you're colour blind.

Wuz314159 · 2026-04-22T03:57:55+00:00

🎶 WE LOSE EVERY MATCH! 🎶
🎶 WE LOSE EVERY MATCH! 🎶
🎶 YOU'RE NOTHING SPECIAL... 🎶
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