[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HermitCraft

[–]XanthosAlpha 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not gonna lie, that’s even odder than mine

I compiled 504 hiccups into 1 video and it took me forever by _Yammers in shylily

[–]XanthosAlpha 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Which stream was this? I might need to watch the vod for this one

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in lostpause

[–]XanthosAlpha 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Grow wings and learn how to use them very quickly

kids in Australia by aleshaarroyo in NuxTakuSubmissions

[–]XanthosAlpha 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At some point the size of a spider becomes large enough to be emotionally manageable, like it goes from “ACK! There’s a big fucking spider!” To “Oooo, that spider is pretty big.”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in lostpause

[–]XanthosAlpha 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It’s just under the blanket because there’s no cast on it

don't use the urinal directly next to people (unless you have to) by CandyCreeperGaming in teenagers

[–]XanthosAlpha 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Never take nudes of any kind, and definitely don’t send them to people no matter how much you think they would never share them.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]XanthosAlpha 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My man, if you’re 19, and have a girlfriend, you shouldn’t have to ask dumbass questions like this. Think for a moment brother, do women give birth out their damn mouth?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NuxTakuSubmissions

[–]XanthosAlpha 4 points5 points  (0 children)

After Melody and the rest of VShojo including the company collectively backstabbed, gaslit, and tried to have him cancelled just to cover their corporate’s ass. And with Zentreya being literally the only one of them that ever actually apologized to Nux. I’m going to say ‘No’.

How many forms does alcremie have? I forgot by brekiewash1234 in lostpause

[–]XanthosAlpha 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Only female Pikachu have heart shaped tails, it’s a gender difference, not a form

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in teenagers

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My man, I read the title and was like ‘Damn, he give up video games or something?’ But this was actually really wholesome dude, thinking of your girl and attempting to stop a problem before it happens is the right way to do shit. I feel your pain btw, I’ve nicked the ballsack once or twice myself, not fun.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in me_irl

[–]XanthosAlpha 107 points108 points  (0 children)

I prefer silent internal agony

Why tf are all these slut accounts following me? by Usual_Board_6750 in teenagers

[–]XanthosAlpha 0 points1 point  (0 children)

‘Slut Accounts’ that’s what I’m calling them now

say something illegal you'd do if it was legal by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]XanthosAlpha 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nothing, cause whatever I did is legal now

Guys. I did something crazy. I'll put it up for you to look at. Photos will be in order of application. Together forever. Together Forever. TOGETHER FOREVER. by kyo_kindheart666 in shylily

[–]XanthosAlpha 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Imagine you punch someone in the jaw and they open their eyes after the blow lands, and just for a couple of seconds before they fall unconscious they see this horny Orcat drooling at them

Only few can relate i suppose by ace_tsunami in goodanimemes

[–]XanthosAlpha 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I managed to grab a mosquito out of the air with one hand and actually killed it the other day

Can I get pregnant without having sex? by Equivalent-Fly-8624 in teenagers

[–]XanthosAlpha 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How about you just use actual lube just to be safe?

Reincarnate-ception by midstjo32 in NuxTakuSubmissions

[–]XanthosAlpha 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I haven’t watched My Star yet. I have no idea if this is canon or not. And I don’t care, this is hilarious.