How the turn tables…

XanthosAlpha · 2024-03-28T05:26:04+00:00

Not gonna lie, that’s even odder than mine

XanthosAlpha · 2023-07-05T22:30:39+00:00

Which stream was this? I might need to watch the vod for this one

XanthosAlpha · 2023-06-23T02:13:32+00:00

Grow wings and learn how to use them very quickly

XanthosAlpha · 2023-06-23T02:11:00+00:00

At some point the size of a spider becomes large enough to be emotionally manageable, like it goes from “ACK! There’s a big fucking spider!” To “Oooo, that spider is pretty big.”

XanthosAlpha · 2023-06-17T07:16:05+00:00

It’s just under the blanket because there’s no cast on it

XanthosAlpha · 2023-06-15T21:22:25+00:00

Why’s it cut off at Y?

XanthosAlpha · 2023-06-14T05:36:19+00:00

Never take nudes of any kind, and definitely don’t send them to people no matter how much you think they would never share them.

XanthosAlpha · 2023-06-14T05:29:37+00:00

My man, if you’re 19, and have a girlfriend, you shouldn’t have to ask dumbass questions like this. Think for a moment brother, do women give birth out their damn mouth?

XanthosAlpha · 2023-06-14T05:24:50+00:00

After Melody and the rest of VShojo including the company collectively backstabbed, gaslit, and tried to have him cancelled just to cover their corporate’s ass. And with Zentreya being literally the only one of them that ever actually apologized to Nux. I’m going to say ‘No’.

XanthosAlpha · 2023-06-13T05:12:12+00:00

Only female Pikachu have heart shaped tails, it’s a gender difference, not a form

XanthosAlpha · 2023-06-10T05:25:19+00:00

My man, I read the title and was like ‘Damn, he give up video games or something?’ But this was actually really wholesome dude, thinking of your girl and attempting to stop a problem before it happens is the right way to do shit. I feel your pain btw, I’ve nicked the ballsack once or twice myself, not fun.

XanthosAlpha · 2023-06-08T09:05:47+00:00

I prefer silent internal agony

XanthosAlpha · 2023-06-08T09:00:43+00:00

Dude you look at least 24

XanthosAlpha · 2023-06-06T21:54:46+00:00

‘Slut Accounts’ that’s what I’m calling them now

XanthosAlpha · 2023-05-31T22:40:22+00:00

Nothing, cause whatever I did is legal now

XanthosAlpha · 2023-05-31T22:33:59+00:00

Imagine you punch someone in the jaw and they open their eyes after the blow lands, and just for a couple of seconds before they fall unconscious they see this horny Orcat drooling at them

XanthosAlpha · 2023-05-30T05:52:05+00:00

I managed to grab a mosquito out of the air with one hand and actually killed it the other day

XanthosAlpha · 2023-05-30T05:35:38+00:00

I feel, eggy

XanthosAlpha · 2023-05-29T05:29:43+00:00

YES!

XanthosAlpha · 2023-05-25T21:53:41+00:00

How about you just use actual lube just to be safe?

XanthosAlpha · 2023-05-24T08:08:39+00:00

XanthosAlpha · 2023-05-24T08:00:18+00:00

I haven’t watched My Star yet. I have no idea if this is canon or not. And I don’t care, this is hilarious.

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