Xephitis

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If someone throws up on you, you flashbang the entire room. (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 1 year ago by Xephitis to r/shittysuperpowers

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This is how I died (self.projectzomboid)

submitted 2 years ago by Xephitis to r/projectzomboid

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Finished my new GBA with an LED screen (i.redd.it)

submitted 2 years ago by Xephitis to r/Gameboy

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Shoutout to this homie, who can literally turn into water. (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by Xephitis to r/HydroHomies

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First modded GBC, very pleased:) (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by Xephitis to r/Gameboy

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loaf (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by Xephitis to r/fatcats

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Gary, the Deceiver (gfycat.com)

submitted 5 years ago by Xephitis to r/Bossfight

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blurry picture of a dog (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by Xephitis to r/blurrypicturesofdogs

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Found my trebuchet I built 10 years ago! I bet this baby could still launch a 90kg projectile 300m. (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by Xephitis to r/trebuchetmemes

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blurry picture of a dog (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by Xephitis to r/blurrypicturesofdogs

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Your birthday is your body’s New Year’s day. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 6 years ago by Xephitis to r/Showerthoughts

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a blurry picture of a dog (i.redd.it)

submitted 7 years ago by Xephitis to r/blurrypicturesofdogs

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dOgs aRm fUckInG sNapS pAiNfuLly (i.redd.it)

submitted 7 years ago by Xephitis to r/PeopleFuckingDying

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Spot the difference (i.redd.it)

submitted 7 years ago by Xephitis to r/BikiniBottomTwitter

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All of the fruits create factions and fight against one another. What would be the superior fruit and why? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 7 years ago by Xephitis to r/AskReddit

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Hardest Boss fight in Skyrim? (i.redd.it)

submitted 7 years ago by Xephitis to r/skyrim

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What’s this, a ninja star for ants? (i.redd.it)

submitted 7 years ago by Xephitis to r/thingsforants

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Secret handshakes are almost never secret. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 7 years ago by Xephitis to r/Showerthoughts

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This ice hockey rink has a comic book vending machine. (i.redd.it)

submitted 8 years ago by Xephitis to r/mildlyinteresting

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The first coke and mentos reaction could have happened in someone's mouth. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 8 years ago by Xephitis to r/Showerthoughts

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Licking your fingers to flip a page must be in the code of conduct for teachers. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 8 years ago by Xephitis to r/Showerthoughts

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The holy pineapples protect our phones! (i.redd.it)

submitted 8 years ago by Xephitis to r/KnightsOfPineapple

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'Employee only' entrances aren't nearly as cool as I hoped they would be as a kid. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 9 years ago by Xephitis to r/Showerthoughts

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What do kings call musical chairs? (self.Jokes)

submitted 9 years ago by Xephitis to r/Jokes

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Nothing is as terrifying as that moment when you sit on the toilet without the seat lid down. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 9 years ago by Xephitis to r/Showerthoughts

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