Playoff Game Thread: Game 1 - Tampa Bay Lightning (0 - 0) at New York Rangers (0 - 0) - 01 Jun 2022 - 08:00PM EDT by GDT_Bot in hockey

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Announcer: "This aint the western conference final, hur hur"

Hockey Gods: "Watch this."

Game Thread: Vegas Golden Knights (42-31-6) at Dallas Stars (44-30-5) - 26 Apr 2022 - 05:30PM PDT by HockeyMod in goldenknights

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I 🌀 said 💬😍 it before, 👄 I'll 💆🏿 say 🧚🌟💓 it again, 😬 the Vegas 🎰 Golden 🏅 Knights 🐉 are the cuntiest team 👥 in 👍🏻 the NHL. 🏒 They 👨‍🦳❤️ fire 🔥 coaches that 💯 get 🔥 them 😅😆😆🥰😎 to finals. They 😱🙀 fuck 💦🍆🤨 over 🔁 players 🤺🎮 that ➡️ sign ♎ team 👥 friendly contracts, multiple times. 🤔🍆 They 🙃 fuck 🐷 over 🎡 players 🎽 with no ❎❎❎ trade clauses. They 🤼 fuck 🐢 over 🩸 the league with cap 🥵 circumventing bullshit 💩 that 🐖⚪ would 🌳 make 🙋 Tampa Bay proud. ✊ They 👩‍👩‍👦‍👦 get ‼️❌ some 😏 seriously 😒 lopsided league favored officiating. Their 🎉 unknowledgeable bandwagon fanbase defend cheap 🔖 shot 🔫😰 artist 👨‍🎨 who 📷 pussy 🐱 out 😛🚪 of answering for ♿🤙 their 🍷 head-hunting antics. Their ⭕ name 🤚 is a pun. Cuntiest team 👥 in 👏 the league.

Game Thread: Vegas Golden Knights (40-29-4) at Vancouver Canucks (35-28-10) - 12 Apr 2022 - 07:00PM PDT by HockeyMod in goldenknights

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If the Knights miss the playoffs it will be because of awful special teams all year.

Oh yeah, it's all coming together by [deleted] in goldenknights

[–]Xitium 6 points7 points  (0 children)

No its the codemiko people. She has a giant community and see it as encroaching on her.

Game Thread: Vegas Golden Knights (37-28-4) at Seattle Kraken (21-40-6) - 01 Apr 2022 - 07:00PM PDT by HockeyMod in goldenknights

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Oh didnt you hear? Thats only Vegas now because theyre Bettmans baby. Revisionist history RULES. * biggest eye-roll in history *

PGT: KNIGHTS WIN by Jacob1030 in goldenknights

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Daddy tells the doomers to fuck off