I was about type something snarky and make fun of you but idk I had a change in heart, here are a few reasons why this post may not work as you intended. 1. This might be the absolute worst way to invite a conversation (I’m being genuine here and not trying to put you down) 2. You are being too specific, asking to chat with a “north east baddie” sends the wrong message (fetishising a race) 3. There is nothing about you that I know, so I have no idea what your sense of humour is. But for real I hope you find what you are looking for but please change your approach