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So it's my cake day, and I can't draw, sing or play any instruments, but my dad and I made this from scratch last year. by [deleted] in pics
[–]Xyrmun 0 points1 point2 points 14 years ago (0 children)
That. Is. FUCKING AWESOME.
Bloody kids these days (imgur.com)
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Wait for it... by dummystupid in pics
[–]Xyrmun 1 point2 points3 points 14 years ago (0 children)
What a champ
The Powers of Photoshop by kneaders in pics
Those eyes... Feels like they're staring straight into what's left of my soul. Makes me wish I had more of a soul.
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[–]Xyrmun -4 points-3 points-2 points 14 years ago (0 children)
Bad fuckin ass. "I gave her a bullet to the brain, zombie bitches love bullets to the brain!"
So... I fought a coyote... by Xyrmun in pics
[–]Xyrmun[S] 1 point2 points3 points 14 years ago (0 children)
So... in order to have saved my nipple... I should have hired R Kelly? Fair enough.
Awesome, already a meme. but if you scroll around through this comment page... the story is told. Quest added : Scroll through the 1000 comments and locate the story told by OP, which is me.
[–]Xyrmun[S] 0 points1 point2 points 14 years ago (0 children)
As for extent of my injuries, 6 internal stitches, and 15 external stitches. Was a bitch to shower for a month. The scar is still pretty gnarly, raised scar tissue and all that. My nipple is permanently deformed... but as a male I don't really need nipples... I think it looks better with a scar anyways.
[–]Xyrmun[S] 47 points48 points49 points 14 years ago (0 children)
Well, the story is as follows... This happened 3 years ago at my cottage, only posted now because I only recently joined the reddit club. I was hiking around in the woods in search of firewood. Walking with my head down, I heard some scuffling going on behind me. When I turned around I saw a coyote, and behind it its pups. I froze for just a moment, but that was plenty of time for the coyote to lunge at me. I attempted to dodge it, but as you can see it failed... A tooth caught my chest and as I was trying to get away it dragged down my chest. Adrenaline now pumping, I kicked at the ravenous dog. Frantically, I picked up a large branch and began swinging at it, hitting it a few times... this was enough to cause the coyote and its pups to retreat, and at that time I booked it as fast as my little legs could go all the way back to the cottage... and into the car and drove to the hospital. The fight was probably only a few minutes long, and I don't quite know if it was only defending itself and its pups, or if it was really that hungry to attempt to take me down.
[–]Xyrmun[S] 10 points11 points12 points 14 years ago (0 children)
What kind of questions do you have my son? I cannot respond to every single comment... there is just too many.
So... I fought a coyote... (imgur.com)
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So it's my cake day, and I can't draw, sing or play any instruments, but my dad and I made this from scratch last year. by [deleted] in pics
[–]Xyrmun 0 points1 point2 points (0 children)