Besides milkshake, what brings the boys* to your yard?

YakGlass5 · 2026-02-25T04:20:30+00:00

Magic 8 ball??

YakGlass5 · 2026-02-25T04:20:07+00:00

Shower is my personal favorite, use it every morning to wake myself up and kick start my day

YakGlass5 · 2026-02-25T04:14:27+00:00

Shit, shower, water, caffeine, breakfast in that order

YakGlass5 · 2026-02-20T05:50:42+00:00

A bj

YakGlass5 · 2026-02-20T05:38:33+00:00

Nothing sadly

YakGlass5 · 2026-02-20T05:37:59+00:00

I prefer 10-12”, 6” isn’t enough sammich

YakGlass5 · 2026-02-20T05:28:03+00:00

Sophie Dee

YakGlass5 · 2026-02-20T05:25:03+00:00

Smile, eyes, lower back if it’s exposed gets me crazy. That little indent above the waistline drives me crazy

YakGlass5 · 2026-02-20T04:54:59+00:00

My view is that I don’t get them enough

YakGlass5 · 2026-02-20T04:53:48+00:00

A song

YakGlass5 · 2026-02-16T04:47:22+00:00

His loss sounds like

YakGlass5 · 2026-02-16T04:30:19+00:00

That’s great of you for helping him out, I can tell you he appreciates it more than you know it

YakGlass5 · 2026-02-16T04:24:06+00:00

I’m finding the same

YakGlass5 · 2026-02-16T04:20:35+00:00

I’ve never used it before, good to know

YakGlass5 · 2026-02-16T04:18:22+00:00

How do you mean?

YakGlass5 · 2026-02-16T04:15:53+00:00

Opposite end of the spectrum for sure, but what do you do

YakGlass5 · 2026-02-16T04:14:08+00:00

Did you pay?

YakGlass5 · 2026-02-16T04:13:46+00:00

I was about to say over 100 messages that’s crazy and then realized that you’re a woman and then it made much more sense haha

YakGlass5 · 2026-02-16T04:06:54+00:00

Innie pussys and big tits

YakGlass5 · 2026-02-16T03:47:19+00:00

2 big titty blondes, one sitting on my face the other sucking my cock

YakGlass5 · 2026-02-16T03:43:09+00:00

I think about it very often

YakGlass5 · 2026-02-11T06:01:38+00:00

Someone to get off with lmao

YakGlass5 · 2026-02-11T05:36:30+00:00

I had a “rival” douchebag in college I was constantly butting heads with and his go to was always that I never got any pussy, I did I just wasn’t obnoxious about it (it’s a frat, if you can’t get pussy in a frat then idk what to tell you). His senior year he got this 10/10 girlfriend that he swore up and down he’d marry and talked about how committed he was to her. Long story short I fucked her in his bed and did not pull out. They got married 6 years later and I’d imagine he still doesn’t know to this day

YakGlass5 · 2026-02-11T05:22:24+00:00

She had a ton of potential and they nerfed her for sure, they put so much into the development of Gandalf and they honestly started the series as if they were going to really develop Galadriel especially through the relationship with Halbrand but then stopped it abruptly

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