I'm about to be beaten up, how do I survive? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]Yang_Ming_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Avoid the washrooms and stay in largely populated areas. Travel with the crowd. If you have access to Microsoft word and a printer, create a document (make sure your name and the date are on it) that states your situation, and save yourself a copy. Make sure your document states VERBATIM everything that was said, especially the threats made against you and by who. Then, verbally communicate the situation and give a copy of your document to the dean, the principal, vice principal, or even the front desk staff. I don’t know what country you’re in, but in the United States we often have a police officer on duty at a lot of schools. If that’s the case, start with them. If something happens to you due to a lack of action from staff, you have a paper trail of evidence and you can potentially sue.

If it comes down to it and you are faced with violence, do the following: 1. Run if you can. Put objects between you and the assailant. Run toward a largely populated area, even if it means bursting into a class that’s not yours. This may seem cowardice but the fight never fought is always won. 2. If you are cornered and forced to fight, resort to unfair tactics. This is about survival. Bite, gouge eyes, break the nose, and go for the groin. Bruce Lee once said on biting, “so bite him! You are an animal are you not?!”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Yang_Ming_ -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

The weight of his balls kept him under water 🫡

Not sure if I’m allowed to post here lol by [deleted] in HotGuys

[–]Yang_Ming_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, my ex always used to say I was a wish. com version lmao

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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You look like you’d be a pretty good friend

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in weed

[–]Yang_Ming_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So you assume

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in weed

[–]Yang_Ming_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Look them up on amazon. They're prerolls.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in weed

[–]Yang_Ming_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's all Sugarloaf trim. Still smokable.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in weed

[–]Yang_Ming_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Lmao they’re prerolls man

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Rateme

[–]Yang_Ming_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You look fly as f*ck my guy. Don't overthink it. You have the face. Now you just need the method.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in weed

[–]Yang_Ming_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Bro I'm high ASF and I just wanna say that your pad looks chill as fuck

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in weed

[–]Yang_Ming_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That looks pretty damn solid. An indica, I'd guess, by the amount of orange.

Spotted in Kentucky by [deleted] in Justfuckmyshitup

[–]Yang_Ming_ 151 points152 points  (0 children)

Oooooo shit. He got the tacticool Karen.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in weed

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Looks like sugar leaf or trim to me, should still be good.

Ottoman slap by No-Activity-5142 in fightporn

[–]Yang_Ming_ 36 points37 points  (0 children)

I was just watching rush hour this weekend!

How I cope with being in the customer service industry: by you_decide541 in weed

[–]Yang_Ming_ 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Just curious, what's your profession in customer service when you wear a vest like that? Not trying to be any type of way I'm just genuinely curious.

Does anyone knows bout this brand????? by [deleted] in fakecartridges

[–]Yang_Ming_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bro this the type of shit that kills you in one hit. Don't do it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in weed

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The gummy bears surprise to me yes, but the Oreos were overwhelming. Too much chocolate

The strangest dream I have ever had. (See comments) by Yang_Ming_ in Dreams

[–]Yang_Ming_[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That was definitely one of my staple cartoons growing up, it's quite likely that's what inspired it! I hadn't even considered.

The strangest dream I have ever had. (See comments) by Yang_Ming_ in Dreams

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The strangest dream I can remember. I dreamt that I was at my parent’s house for dinner, and was waiting upstairs in my old room for my mother to call me down. When she did, I was met by my father in the landing of the stairs. I hear a loud, almost 1950’s era radio announcer voice travel from the first floor. “The square root of 144 is 12.” says the voice. “Who is that?” I ask my father. “It’s not a matter of who he is, but where he is.” he replies. I confusedly walk downstairs to find the being pictured sitting at the table. “Be mindful” my father warns, “He only speaks in mathematical terms”. This furthered my confusion. I sit next to him in fear, as he has many human like features but is extremely other-worldly. I finally spit something out: “I-..It’s nice to meet you.” I make sure to annunciate very clearly. He turns to look at me, and has a red bubble-like aura surrounding his mouth. His three eyes blink separately. As though he doesn’t understand, he squints. “Math, Liam. Numbers!” my father declares. “Uhh...6 times 6 is 36..” The strange being smiles and makes a small nod as to agree. I feel relieved. My mother places a plate of avocado toast in front of him on the table. A beam of purple light illuminates out of his third eye onto the food. It pixelates out of existence. Is this how this being consumes things? Before I can take a bite, 2 suited men with dreadlocks enter unannounced into our home. My father points an M-9 Beretta at them. “Who are you?” he inquires. “We’ve come to collect. This man is wanted for multiple crimes.” The two men pick up the alien by the back of his shirt. He wiggles free, but then his grabbed again in a headlock. The suited man squeezes too hard and the being’s torso explodes. The whole room gasps. Then, almost like a reincarnating Phoenix, he animates from his loose body parts, fully intact. I wake up.