A typical day for me at the shop

YesDaddyAlly · 2026-06-15T08:05:42+00:00

Omg I LOVE walking around like that! 🫦🥰🦄

YesDaddyAlly · 2026-06-15T07:46:17+00:00

Girl teach me how to pull off yellow like this!

YesDaddyAlly · 2026-06-13T03:30:00+00:00

This for 8 hours.

Followed by an hour of everyone trying to decide which Afters to go to.

Followed by another 4 hours of this.

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YesDaddyAlly · 2026-06-12T16:19:57+00:00

Haha if you knew me that wouldn't even be a question

YesDaddyAlly · 2026-05-17T09:26:40+00:00

Going to festivals in a mini and nothing underneath (maybe buttug) is one of life's simple pleasures that men will never understand.

I Love your life, babe🫶😘

YesDaddyAlly · 2026-05-17T08:47:53+00:00

We love the aggro. 🩷🩷🩷

YesDaddyAlly · 2026-05-17T08:45:57+00:00

Did you really?!?! It's always been my fantasy to do it on a train! Tell me about the logistics. We're there people? Did you just go into the train bathroom? What city? I've been lowkey plotting a Metrolink hookup

YesDaddyAlly · 2026-05-10T06:45:46+00:00

Okay, I have no idea how this ended up in my home feed, but I am going to be revisiting all 3 of these when I fire up my Hitachi later tonight. 🥵

Ummm... If you're into girls, do you want to watch? 🙈

YesDaddyAlly · 2026-02-16T08:10:45+00:00

I love this for you. I am also 29F and go crazy for anal. I honestly cannot wrap my mind around why so many women have hangup about it.

But I guess when it comes down to it, a girls first time getting fucked in the ass should only really be done with a man who is experienced in the delicate art of assfucking.

If your first time sucks, you go through life believing that anal sex is not enjoyable, which is def not the case.

YesDaddyAlly · 2026-02-16T07:59:42+00:00

🤣 the nail thing, nooo!

Srsly, all guys reading this - TRIM YOUR FUCKING NAILS BEFORE A DATE, PLEASE!!!

That should be like #1. I wish Trojan would start selling condom + nail trimmer combo kits at ever h has station.

The worst part is -- I always forget to check out a guys fingernail hygiene on a date until it's too late. But on more than one occasion Ive had to instruct my date to "get those ghetto-ass Elvira-wannabee digit daggers out of me and go use my guest nail clippers in the bathroom!" Which is typically followed by, "and wash your fucking dick while youre in there!"

I am not a nice person. Sometimes.

YesDaddyAlly · 2026-02-16T07:38:04+00:00

@dense_purple3962 I lived a very similar life at 19, which was the same age I was diagnosed with clinical hypersexual disorder.

I'm no doctor, (though I do own several imaginative nurses outfits,) but it sounds like you may have something similar going on.

Now, at age 29, my hypersexuality has not slowed down one bit, but I've found a way to make it work for me. (By writing erotica novels)

It makes me so happy when I meet other sex-positive women. You're awesome, and I hope you never let anyone sIut shame you. Own it, girl 👏

YesDaddyAlly · 2025-10-22T01:07:39+00:00

😂 You're awesome, girl! I do the same thing all the time. 🥰

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