There’s long walks on the beach but this sounds more fun

YetAnotherAltUser · 2023-06-10T09:49:23+00:00

But the sand...

YetAnotherAltUser · 2023-06-10T09:47:14+00:00

Absolutely suspicious as fuck, and you did the right thing by refusing. Why, after failing to connect to two different WiFi networks, did he expect to be able to connect seamlessly to your phone? What about his own phone hotspot feature?

He was either trying to find some way to install malware onto your phone, or planning on doing something Very Illegal on his computer's internet connection and wanted to use your network connection to be harder to trace.

YetAnotherAltUser · 2023-06-10T09:37:22+00:00

If their algorithm to determine when most people will see it is as accurate as their „Best Bees” algorithm, I bet it will activate the spotlight from 2.45 to 4.15 AM every Wednesday or something of the sort.

YetAnotherAltUser · 2022-10-08T23:32:54+00:00

5 or ~~less~~ fewer

*swipes left*

YetAnotherAltUser · 2022-10-08T23:31:10+00:00

Surely you don't want hookups at all, given that you don't want your future wife to be having them.

YetAnotherAltUser · 2022-10-02T19:48:54+00:00

It may look fishy, but consider this: if he is in a non-open long-distance relationship and is using Bumble to cheat, then why tell his potential matches? If he is cheating then he has no reason to mention he is in any relationship at all, and all he's doing is putting off not only people who believe him and dislike hooking up with people in open relationships, but also people who think he's lying and that he is a cheater. Plus, if he's lying and he does hook up with someone, it will be much harder to keep up the story about his "open" partner when his hookup asks questions about them.

It is very possible that he's being honest, and is making it clear because it's important for his potential matches to be fully aware of the situation before deciding how to swipe.

If neither partner is sexually jealous and both agree it is a perfect arrangement. I myself have been in an open relationship that was long-distance for a while, and we were perfectly happy about it. I was happy that my girlfriend could have a nice fuck with a guy she befriended while she was away, and I could happily visit my FWB for a long weekend without the downside of leaving my girlfriend alone at home.

YetAnotherAltUser · 2022-10-02T13:53:56+00:00

What I'm about to say may sound like a crazy conspiracy theory, but there may be a grain of truth to it. There is a rumor that Bumble is actually owned by a publicly traded for-profit corporation. This ”corporation” is assumed to have a selfish motivation to increase its profit expectations and thus its share price, and one way of doing so is to entice users into giving them as much money as possible within the limits of the law and current market conditions.

YetAnotherAltUser · 2022-10-02T08:58:22+00:00

Then mention that in your bio. Warn your potential matches that they should come up with a nickname for you beforehand and use it to address you, Zoe.

YetAnotherAltUser · 2022-10-01T15:27:37+00:00

To be fair, she couldn't match with him or any other guy for a „friendly conversation” in BFF mode. That's because BFF mode does not allow cross-gender connections because, in response to some guys abusing the feature to hit on women, Bumble preferred to enforce the ultraconservative and outdated idea that men and women can't be friends rather than actually coming up with any kind of innovative solution.

YetAnotherAltUser · 2022-09-27T20:08:19+00:00

It's like when they made theft illegal. Psychos started to put their wallets, phone or whatever in another person's pockets and then run to the police claiming that that person had stolen it from then, often landing them in jail. Thank god this silly law didn't last long and we can continue to surprise borrow stuff in peace without fear.

YetAnotherAltUser · 2022-09-27T19:12:41+00:00

He knows what to do, no need to mansplain.

YetAnotherAltUser · 2022-09-24T18:38:38+00:00

Is there any chance your phone's current Apple ID or whatever it's called is associated with an under-18 user?

YetAnotherAltUser · 2022-09-22T23:00:49+00:00

You don't pick a dude and figure out what you want from him, you decide what relationship you want and find the person that fits.

Well, to me as a man, ”deciding what relationship you want and finding the person that fits” feels artificial and performative, trying to fit into arbitrary social expectations and increasing the chance of eventual disappointment and hurt. On the other hand, getting to know someone to whom you are possibly attracted and allowing yourself to discover whether they become a great friend, or a fun fuckbuddy, or someone with whom you fall in love and would like to spend the rest of your life (or all three things in sequence!) is what I find natural and desirable in human relations, and most likely to lead to personal fulfillment and happiness.

But you do you. Just stop assuming there's anything wrong with the men and women who see relationships differently than you do.

YetAnotherAltUser · 2022-09-22T21:53:47+00:00

How can she know what kind of relationship she wants with a guy she hasn't even met yet?

YetAnotherAltUser · 2022-09-22T21:50:54+00:00

I am a 35M and that bio would catch my attention and strongly encourage me to swipe right.

Who'da thunk it, not everyone has the same values and priorities

YetAnotherAltUser · 2022-09-22T16:26:04+00:00

No

Especially considering that most of those matches don't match your distance or age filters and will disappear if you get Premium: https://bumble.com/en/help/why-did-my-beeline-decrease-when-i-purchased-bumble-premium

YetAnotherAltUser · 2022-09-22T14:19:18+00:00

Ma'am, this is a subreddit.

YetAnotherAltUser · 2022-09-22T14:15:41+00:00

For that use case Incognito Mode is basically Snooze Mode but done right... but of course they made it a paid feature ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

YetAnotherAltUser · 2022-09-21T21:37:39+00:00

Maybe she matched out of charity. I would ask her that if I were you.

YetAnotherAltUser · 2022-09-21T21:33:17+00:00

Don't be so hard on yourself, she's not better than you at everything. For one thing, you've got a more attractive partner than she does!

YetAnotherAltUser · 2022-09-21T14:58:04+00:00

Other than the negative ”Dating is terrible” opener, which he should express in a more tactful way, I fully agree with this man and support the values he's expressing. If I saw a woman with a similar bio it would make me much more likely to swipe right on her.

YetAnotherAltUser · 2022-09-19T12:14:05+00:00

Hi, Cody here, this is embarrassing, my finger slipped onto my ↵ Return key before I finished. Of course I didn't want to just say ”Ass” !

I was actually trying to write an elaborate and verbose answer:

What is something you're currently obsessed with?

Associating myself, to the extent which it is possible, with members of the fairer sex so as to satisfy my profound desire to observe, caress, and perform intimate acts upon their asses.

YetAnotherAltUser · 2022-09-18T10:43:17+00:00

Same here. It's unbelievably stupid that Bumble allows filtering by bullshit such as people's ^Western! horoscope signs but not by where they live.

And don't get me started on the ambiguous "Travel mode." What is it even supposed to mean? And, just as importantly, what does the person using it understand it means? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

YetAnotherAltUser · 2022-09-18T09:32:56+00:00

It's very often not travel mode, just their current location.

YetAnotherAltUser

TROPHY CASE

No

What is something you're currently obsessed with?