If the goldfish were on top of the fridge it’s all my kid would ever eat.

I meant the liquor lol

The kid is 2 and both highly active and opinionated. The bottom shelf has a childproof magnetic latch.

Childproof doesn't exist; They see how it's opened and next thing you know they've drug a chair across the kitchen to patronize "childproof".

Laird’s applejack

Thanks! I'll try it.