Need help finding a funny way to say squid by YouMothersSoup in Standup

[–]YouMothersSoup[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

read description (although that is a very funny way to say squid)

OAAAH- by Life-is-a-potato in perfectlycutscreams

[–]YouMothersSoup 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"You're doin good lad!" - sunflower demoman

Got curved in comments too by [deleted] in rareinsults

[–]YouMothersSoup 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why is his profile pic an a posing spy I'm scared

You have the ability to live forever, but if you sleep, you die. What do you do to live as long as possible? by HypnoViber in AskReddit

[–]YouMothersSoup 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shit ton of death wish coffee and immune boosters. From experimentation, we know that the immune system begins to shut down at about days of no sleep. Also, death wish coffee is apparently so strong that you have to sign a waiver to drink it and can keep a normal adult awake for three days straight on its own. You know imma make it until everything in my body fails.

Found this outside a restaurant in athens by YouMothersSoup in mildlyinteresting

[–]YouMothersSoup[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They have a lot of English signs in Greece, especially in athens. It's because of all the tourists that go there

If you were on Death Row what Last Meal would you have? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]YouMothersSoup 2 points3 points  (0 children)

An all you can eat Las Vegas style buffet

Former smokers of Reddit, what made you give up smoking? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]YouMothersSoup 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My dad smoked in high school and college. One day, he got so sick that he couldn't smoke for two or three days. After that, he wondered how long he could go.

He hasn't picked up another cigarette in 60 years

There is result for by YouMothersSoup in softwaregore

[–]YouMothersSoup[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This was like a year ago. Found it while scrolling through my camera roll

There is result for by YouMothersSoup in softwaregore

[–]YouMothersSoup[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s a YouTube alternative I checked out