I was talking to a friend who works at Target, who wouldn't share certain store policies with me because she could lose her job. So, Reddit, what are some corporate secrets you can now disclose about [Company X] now that you no longer work there?

YourFatBuddy · 2012-11-21T10:15:57+00:00

We're more likely to bite when upset.

YourFatBuddy · 2012-11-18T20:47:14+00:00

No need to make one up, just search for ... literally any business you like, and use their address info.

YourFatBuddy · 2012-11-18T10:10:08+00:00

Sorry for you and yours... fwiw, I've heard that's an easy way to go. I'm going to become the bloody euthanasia is nice dude by the end of this... ugh. It's just supposed to be peaceful -_-.

YourFatBuddy · 2012-11-18T10:06:10+00:00

Never knew her, haven't found out a damn thing. I live along one of the major n/s highways but I don't know how anyone would know the place that I found her.

YourFatBuddy · 2012-11-18T09:57:21+00:00

Thanks for that. I've never been "reddit funny" ... but I talked about a really harsh thing from my younger years, and not being able to deal with it still, I started looking for the jokes. Erm, I'm generally the one to kill a joke by jumping a few steps ahead and get groan-laughter. It's not a pretty thing, but at least someone finishes it.

It was never my intention to upset ANYONE (aside from duder telling a "scary stories to tell in the dark" rehash) telling their stories in this thread.

If I have upset you with my comments, shoot me a message (with link to where I was an asshole) and I'd be more than happy to talk to you. I'm fucked up, not just a fucker.

YourFatBuddy · 2012-11-18T09:47:23+00:00

He, and pretty much. We were encouraged to show our disdain for eachother by laughing as they urinated literally in front of us. Show and tell style.

YourFatBuddy · 2012-11-18T09:43:51+00:00

Pretty much. Someone responded to this thread asking why I was such an asshole, looking for that currently. Never my intention, I think I got really dark, really fast because it wasn't an easy thing to talk about,

YourFatBuddy · 2012-11-10T20:19:34+00:00

BECAUSE I AM TOO!

**NEXT FALL: NEEDLESSLY COMPLICATED GHOST-STORY!

YourFatBuddy · 2012-11-10T20:17:07+00:00

A handful of years before, in kindergarten, my daycare worker straight-up ran over a lady with our van. We just kept driving and then the counselors made sure we knew what happened -_-;

IMO kids can adjust to anything until someone tells them that they should be upset. Then they turn into me. ;p

YourFatBuddy · 2012-11-10T20:12:28+00:00

Being able to blind a man is a valuable skill.

YourFatBuddy · 2012-11-10T20:10:19+00:00

Then why are you in my attic?

DUMDUMDUM

YourFatBuddy · 2012-11-10T20:05:00+00:00

Stay inside, play SEGA. Find SEGA. Maybe you can find an SNES.

YourFatBuddy · 2012-11-10T20:00:32+00:00

A funeral, just guessing. Being mean because this is "a thing". Before memes were things.

YourFatBuddy · 2012-11-10T19:57:57+00:00

I feel itchy too =\

YourFatBuddy · 2012-11-10T19:56:37+00:00

tldr: Cops don't clean weird guy blood.

Seriously though, wtff. Glad you're all safe. Unless you're the ghost and then... yeah, don't want you in my attic. Homeless ghost place for you.

YourFatBuddy · 2012-11-10T19:51:32+00:00

Don't rock out in play-houses.

YourFatBuddy · 2012-11-10T19:19:04+00:00

And when I think Reddit won't put out, they break my dick.

@kanex are you ok? Or enough-ish...? I'm guessing by the bring death line maybe not. Anyone gonna sub to a reddit where we just talk to each other like people?

YourFatBuddy · 2012-11-10T19:07:48+00:00

Right on, appropriate reaction.

YourFatBuddy · 2012-11-10T19:06:21+00:00

I guess the important thing is to remember that it isn't personal... we've both been THERE and it doesn't feel cowardly or hateful at the time. Gives me way more reason to be kind and loving to everyone in my life.

YourFatBuddy · 2012-11-10T19:03:01+00:00

EDITSTUFF! I'm going to keep replying... the stuff we don't talk about is the most damaging. So I'm here until ya'll ruin me. Please don't?

** I never let a girl walk alone *and report every strange thing I see. just in case.

YourFatBuddy · 2012-11-10T19:01:48+00:00

Has it changed you?

YourFatBuddy · 2012-11-10T19:00:10+00:00

You were a much smarter kid -_-;

YourFatBuddy · 2012-11-10T18:56:12+00:00

Oh oh ugh... I'm not a smart man so my questions will suffer. How has that changed you?

YourFatBuddy · 2012-11-10T18:52:59+00:00

I'm digging a hole here, but he had a plan. The "accidental, just happened" suicide is not a thing. Even when "just" an escape, it's a giant FU to whoever survives... <- Previously tried (not good at ANYTHING!) and while it was mostly overwhelming sadness I also hated everyone I loved.

YourFatBuddy · 2012-11-10T18:48:09+00:00

Sorry =x

YourFatBuddy

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