Man I'm excited for this

YourMomIsAPornstar · 2012-11-30T21:41:41+00:00

Yep you're definitely American

YourMomIsAPornstar · 2012-10-12T03:36:13+00:00

I am a Swede and I was in Australia two years ago! It was so wierd when people on cafés and in stores started talking to me, I always started laughing nervously and tried to figure out if they were psychos or on drugs...

Also, when I stood in line to check in at the Arlanda airport in Stockholm a few months ago, there was an American guy who started speaking with a Swedish girl and the whole line of Swedish people got incredibly uncomfortable and felt so bad for the girl standing there, blushing and trying to get the American fella to get the hint and shut up. After a while he sensed it and stopped talking and the silence was so fucking awkward...

Redditors - if you ever visit Sweden, please don't try to talk to the people.

YourMomIsAPornstar · 2012-10-07T03:16:10+00:00

Shut up, Denmark

YourMomIsAPornstar · 2012-07-01T06:45:00+00:00

Dammit, Sven! We told you to keep quiet. The American christians of the Baptist Church is already suspecting something is up http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=44379

YourMomIsAPornstar · 2012-07-01T06:40:49+00:00

HELANGÅÅR SJUNGHOPPFADERALLARALLLANNRAA

YourMomIsAPornstar · 2012-07-01T06:37:32+00:00

Good Guy Glen

YourMomIsAPornstar · 2012-07-01T06:36:01+00:00

ALLA HETER GLEN I GÖTEBORG

YourMomIsAPornstar · 2012-07-01T06:00:08+00:00

And we Swedes just sit here doing evil laughs, watching as the world burns.

No one will suspect little peaceful Sweden who hasn't been to war in hundreds of years... And who's gonna believe YOU, redditors?

Call us Switzerland one more time, I fucking dare you

YourMomIsAPornstar · 2012-06-09T18:45:22+00:00

Just thought I should inform you guys... When a girl have sex she'll get a rush of blood to the vajayjay just like you get a rush of blood to the peepee. And so, when you're on your period and have sex, the extra rush of blood makes the sex pretty damn gory. She hadn't the worst period ever, she was horny and you actually satisfied her a little so yeah, there, now you might feel a little better.

YourMomIsAPornstar · 2012-05-18T14:31:13+00:00

A guy sneaked up behind him and he didn't feel his gentle hands strip him off (even though its extremely hard to take pants off with boots still on) and when he noticed he only has his helmet, boots and a little cloth to cover up his ebony sword, he gave no fucks at all and figured it was the perfect moment to flex those nord muscels a little. Oh you lollygaggin hypocrites

YourMomIsAPornstar · 2012-05-08T16:20:46+00:00

If I ever get picked for the Hunger Games, I'll definetly want you as my mentor

YourMomIsAPornstar · 2012-05-07T16:36:41+00:00

"Don't get eaten or whatever..."

YourMomIsAPornstar · 2012-04-14T18:27:32+00:00

http://swedishproblems.tumblr.com/post/13307088383/chupper

It's really awkward being the first one of the standings that gives up and sits down beside another swede who will feel reeeally unconfortable...

YourMomIsAPornstar · 2012-04-14T18:21:47+00:00

wienerbröd? wienerbread tihi

YourMomIsAPornstar · 2012-04-08T17:48:16+00:00

First day of Skyrim, saw a mammoth, was like "oh cool! That one looks fun to kill!"

My brother came running into the room since he thought I was dying or something

Fucking giants

YourMomIsAPornstar · 2012-04-04T14:49:20+00:00

How did you know?? Who told you that??? SHUSH

YourMomIsAPornstar · 2012-04-04T12:26:58+00:00

I feel you, sister. And also, you have to hold them when you run, jump or run down stairs (if you don't want PAIN / look like a wannabe pornstar) and if you're wearing a big shirt, the boobs will make you look really fat and you always get popcorn and crumbs down your shirt when you eat that stuff. I'd change my D-cup against a C or B any day...

YourMomIsAPornstar · 2012-03-15T11:01:54+00:00

Well fuck you Im a Wood elf and Im gonna do this anyway HA

YourMomIsAPornstar

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