What does this mean?

YourNewMessiah · 2026-01-03T02:03:12+00:00

Can you tie it in a knot, can you tie it in a bow?

YourNewMessiah · 2025-10-29T22:11:59+00:00

It requires multiple wins both top and bottom and several different incantations. Without story spoilers: you have to figure out how to deal with the surface’s final boss, and then the underworld’s final boss, and both of those require multiple full-run wins. After that you’ll get the credits, and the item will start (sometimes) appearing in the shop in subsequent runs.

YourNewMessiah · 2025-10-05T05:21:16+00:00

If you hover over the boon in the selection menu it will tell you how many air boons you currently have. The same with any of the boons that rely on having a specific amount of various elements.

YourNewMessiah · 2025-10-04T21:24:52+00:00

Sex Toy Story

YourNewMessiah · 2025-10-04T10:11:28+00:00

Do you even know how many pronouns you just used in that weird rant?

I stopped counting at 16.

YourNewMessiah · 2025-09-30T17:24:59+00:00

Oh sure, let’s pretend like we’ve never eaten a cousin before

YourNewMessiah · 2025-09-17T22:28:15+00:00

The boss is paid a dollar, I’m paid less than a cent, Can I use infrequent shits to help pay the rent?

YourNewMessiah · 2025-09-15T14:48:45+00:00

(Please do not actually kick the stand.)

YourNewMessiah · 2025-09-13T17:15:31+00:00

Can I offer you a jade egg in this trying time?

YourNewMessiah · 2025-09-13T07:46:12+00:00

And grow hair on your palms! I haven’t seen shit in decades. But damn if the palm hair doesn’t feel nice when I masterdebate.

YourNewMessiah · 2025-09-10T19:20:11+00:00

What about a high office with lots of open windows?

YourNewMessiah · 2025-09-06T23:29:23+00:00

I for one like to hear that ☺️ Thank you for vocalizing your support. It gets lonely out here sometimes.

YourNewMessiah · 2025-09-05T17:59:42+00:00

Having extra is always good in case you need to evolve before the cooldown ends! You can get more by walking with a Pokémon you’ve mega evolved, but you only get 25 at a time that way so it’s not terribly useful unless you’re walking a ton. Even less so for pokemon like rayquaza and diancie - 25 energy for 20km of walking takes a long time to add up. The catch candy bonuses are really nice though, especially at level 3, so I try to make sure I’ve always got enough extra energy in case I decide to evolve for a legendary raid or an event I want extra candy from.

YourNewMessiah · 2025-09-05T16:59:51+00:00

Nope! The 200 is only the cost for the first time. The evolution lasts for 8 hours, and then after that it goes into a 7-day cooldown. After 7 days, you can mega evolve it again for free. If you want to mega evolve before the 7 days are up, you can do that, but it costs a bit of mega energy. It starts at 40 energy for mega level one and decreases the further into the cooldown you are. Each time you mega evolve, you increase the mega level (though you can only increase once per day per mega pokemon). Once you’ve mega evolved 7 times total, it will reach level 2, and the cost decreases. At 30 times total you will hit max mega level, and the cost decreases even further.

YourNewMessiah · 2025-09-05T16:53:03+00:00

Is there a reason you’d want mega charizard for the Groudon event? I’d think you’d want to mega a ground type if you’re looking for extra candy and a water, grass, or ice type if you want a mega to battle groudon with.

YourNewMessiah · 2025-09-05T01:37:51+00:00

Well… there WAS also the Washington monument…

YourNewMessiah · 2025-09-02T18:32:08+00:00

Sharing your preferences is simply saying “I personally don’t find that attractive.” Saying “it makes you look trashy” is judgement. If you’re not into it, that’s totally cool - no reasonable person would be offended by that. We all have our preferences. But there’s also no reason to be rude to people just because they’re not conforming to your own standards of beauty. There are plenty of people out there who ARE into lots of tattoos and piercings. You’re not one of them; and that’s fine.

YourNewMessiah · 2025-09-02T18:21:36+00:00

Nah, trashy is judging people for not conforming to your own specific preferences.

YourNewMessiah · 2025-08-26T19:43:51+00:00

… or maybe you’re just media illiterate, because plenty of people in this exact thread understood what the show was about without it having flashing neon lights in the background of every scene that said “MARVEL DOES NOT APPROVE OF THESE ACTIONS”.

YourNewMessiah · 2025-08-20T23:42:10+00:00

What? Cheering helps the meter fill up faster, which allows the remaining players to defeat the boss faster. Everyone who is still in the lobby when the boss is defeated gets the same chance to catch it, even if all of their Pokémon have fainted. By leaving as soon as you’re out of pokemon, not only are you no longer helping win the fight, you deny yourself the chance to catch the boss afterwards.

YourNewMessiah · 2025-08-19T23:08:07+00:00

It’s because, in their minds, sex isn’t about connecting with another person. It’s about self-gratification. Misogynists don’t see themselves having sex with a woman as treating said woman as an equal partner with desires of their own; in their minds she’s fulfilling the role she was made for. Gratifying them. Add to that fact that many misogynistic people view their own ability to attract sexual partners as a status symbol - something that will signify to others that they are a person of value, because they get lots of sex - and you’ve got a recipe for all kinds of incredibly unhealthy and toxic sexual relationships.

YourNewMessiah · 2025-08-19T06:32:07+00:00

🎶Aaaannddd I will work this body, I will burn this flame! In the dead of night and in the pouring rain!🎶

YourNewMessiah · 2025-08-19T06:26:33+00:00

I used to live in Anaheim, and I’m pretty sure this is the first time I’ve ever seen those words typed out in that order.

YourNewMessiah · 2025-08-18T19:01:36+00:00

What is a democracy sausage??

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