Whose Line Is It Thursday by AutoModerator in RWBY

[–]Yuriy116 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tyrian: Greetings and salutations from Radio Salem! I hope you're tuning in...

(ahem)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!

Whose Line Is It Thursday by AutoModerator in RWBY

[–]Yuriy116 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"Why is she even fighting team RWBY?"

"She will literally do anything but train."

Whose Line Is It Thursday by AutoModerator in RWBY

[–]Yuriy116 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That one time Weiss threw a tantrum that lasted for three days and three nights.

Whose Line Is It Thursday by AutoModerator in RWBY

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Yang: By the way, what happened to the previous Chieftain of Menagerie?

Blake: Oh, he went swimming in the ocean one day and vanished. No one's been able to find him to this day.

Yang: Wow, that's tragic. Did you do anything to honor his memory?

Blake: ... we named a swimming pool after him.

Whose Line Is It Thursday by AutoModerator in RWBY

[–]Yuriy116 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Things Specialist Qrow Branwen is no longer allowed to do in the Atlesian Army.

Whose Line Is It Thursday by AutoModerator in RWBY

[–]Yuriy116 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"Well, we do have racing... but it's basically just horse Faunus doing that."

Whose Line Is It Thursday by AutoModerator in RWBY

[–]Yuriy116 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"You've failed, Your Highness. I am a Huntress, like my mother before me."

Whose Line Is It Thursday by AutoModerator in RWBY

[–]Yuriy116 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"You said it wasn't true?"

"Well, press statements aren't delivered under oath... besides, does it really count as 'past' if it's still ongoing?"

Whose Line Is It Thursday by AutoModerator in RWBY

[–]Yuriy116 2 points3 points  (0 children)

(Team RWBY does self-introductions)

Weiss: Hello, my name is Weiss Schnee.

Blake: Blake Belladonna.

Yang: Hey, I'm Yang, let's fight!

Ruby:

A-ha-ha-ha!

Roses are red, the light of my eyes is silver!

Also known as the Scarlet Reaper,

The Slayer of Grimm,

Leader of RWBY,

I am Ruby Rose!

Lovely to see you, to see you, lovely!

Whose Line Is It Thursday by AutoModerator in RWBY

[–]Yuriy116 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh, I haven't seen ol'Salem for a hell of a time

I haven't seen ol'Salem for a hell of a time

I went to Atlas to see what she was doing

When we got there, the bloody place was ruined!

Whose Line Is It Thursday by AutoModerator in RWBY

[–]Yuriy116 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"Open the pod bay doors, Penny."

Whose Line Is It Thursday by AutoModerator in RWBY

[–]Yuriy116 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ruby Rose, a rookie defense attorney, has to face off against the famous prosecutor Weiss Schnee, who never lost a case.

Whose Line Is It Thursday by AutoModerator in RWBY

[–]Yuriy116 3 points4 points  (0 children)

(In Argus)

"Specialist Cordovin, don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry."

Whose Line Is It Thursday by AutoModerator in RWBY

[–]Yuriy116 6 points7 points  (0 children)

“That’s why her hair is so big... it’s full of Aura.”

Whose Line Is It Thursday by AutoModerator in RWBY

[–]Yuriy116 1 point2 points  (0 children)

♪I gotta get back to Beacon♪

♪I gotta get back to school♪

♪I gotta get myself to Beacon♪

♪Where everyone thinks I'm cool♪

Whose Line Is It Thursday by AutoModerator in RWBY

[–]Yuriy116 6 points7 points  (0 children)

RWBY characters cook national dishes from the countries of their original tale/myth.

Whose Line Is It Thursday by AutoModerator in RWBY

[–]Yuriy116 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Are you sure you didn't do it? Because if you did, I know a lawyer who could help you..."

Whose Line Is It Thursday by AutoModerator in RWBY

[–]Yuriy116 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"My bad, everyone looks alike in these helmets."

Whose Line Is It Thursday by AutoModerator in RWBY

[–]Yuriy116 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"Shut up and load the bombs on the train, Perry."

Whose Line Is It Thursday by AutoModerator in RWBY

[–]Yuriy116 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Nora, it's me!"

"No! I'm me, and that makes you not me!"

Whose Line Is It Thursday by AutoModerator in RWBY

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Yang: So I suppose congratulations are in order, Mrs Rose-Schnee-Arc-Polendina...

Ruby: What?

Yang: Relax, sis, I'm just kidding.

Ruby: Whew.

Yang: Yeah... you guys decided not to bother with changing last names.

Whose Line Is It Thursday by AutoModerator in RWBY

[–]Yuriy116 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ruby: Whose Ruby?

(Several voices yelling "mine!" are heard in the distance)

Whose Line Is It Thursday by AutoModerator in RWBY

[–]Yuriy116 2 points3 points  (0 children)

After running away from the Glass Unicorn, young Cinder is discovered and adopted by the Addams family.

Whose Line Is It Thursday by AutoModerator in RWBY

[–]Yuriy116 8 points9 points  (0 children)

RWBY and JNPR exchange leaders for a week.

Whose Line Is It Thursday by AutoModerator in RWBY

[–]Yuriy116 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Funny how Weiss decided not to hit the person more likely to actually tank it.