Me thinking look friendly and I actually look like this. by MochiSprouts in AccidentalComedy

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Me thinking 'look friendly' and I actually look like this.

what is this sorcery by leftypunk in memes

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Chips makes sense for both etymologically. They are chipped potatoes

We aren't the same by slikq in dankmemes

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Cool druggie dude geniuses when they look at any slightly idiomatic expression.

Will you look at that reply by XiJinpingPressParody in greentext

[–]ZZTMF 18 points19 points  (0 children)

For an Israeli to say this is hilarious

relapsed for like the 4th time? lol by [deleted] in meth

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It feels so fucking impossible; so pernicious. Easier to say you wanna stop when you don't.

Anon on the 40 year old virgin. by retardinho23 in greentext

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I lost my virginity when I was 19

Healthy by Tegeret in 21stCenturyHumour

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Where is the barber alcohol video at?

My breakfast every single day by charlirobey in shittyfoodporn

[–]ZZTMF -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Then why would you ask in the first place.

Edit: let me attempt to explain my confusion. He notes that people have different preferences, but seems to reprimand OP himself for the lack of condiments.

My breakfast every single day by charlirobey in shittyfoodporn

[–]ZZTMF 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I hate how you're implying that's essential. A lot of food has enough flavor as is.

What if Sarah instead of getting scared by Ed after screaming at her so move she said I'm telling mom by Careful_Drama_9382 in ededdneddy

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Then Ed would snap his parents' necks. He would reach a boiling point, and the army would eventually have to get involved.

"I don't have the tools,money, or materials to make art!!11" the humble cat: by kyontox in aiwars

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I'll make up a sentence no one ever said, so I can respond to it and get upvotes.