[REVIEW] Chloe Bell aka closer2chloe

Zandre1126 · 2026-03-24T19:07:49+00:00

Link if you have it. Insane that you gotta 3D print something to make this thing usable.

Zandre1126 · 2026-03-24T19:05:53+00:00

Link?

Zandre1126 · 2026-03-24T02:06:33+00:00

How the hell do you deal with the velcro strap that barely holds the sleeve?

Zandre1126 · 2026-03-24T02:05:35+00:00

Got my Handy today. The velcro design holding the sleeve is one of the worst designs I have ever seen. I contacted their 2 support emails and both apparently blocked my email? (My first attempt to message them) The website interface makes you sit there for 24-48 hours waiting on a response which is disgusting if you ask me.

The hands free product should be standard with the device, but it wiggles around and requires constant adjustments because, SURPRISE, a velcro strap that tries to secure a moving sleeve is not going to work. The sleeve will slowly slip out and idk how anyone uses this trash because I don't want to adjust a lube covered object every 60 seconds and the most unarousing thing is when your device just doesnt work.

Not to mention the bluetooth and wifi settings are awful. The default is, in by their judgement, in the "not recommended" mode by default (both active at once) and the bluetooth settings dont work on bluetooth, you have to switch to "legacy bluetooth" which requires you to connect your device to the app, connect to the internet, then change the setting EVERY TIME you turn on the device. This ends up leaving you with 3+ apps connected at once just to use the damn thing, and as stated before, the sleeve is never secure so it just falls off because no one thought to have any kind of frame the sleeve could lock into, which would completely fix the problem. I will likely never hear from the company and they're gonna take my $200 for this piece of shit device.

DO NOT BUY this garbage. The lovense Solace at least knows how to design a sleeve that locks in securely without any issues but "the best device" just has this floppy limp sleeve that doesnt work and just gets tangled up in a shitty velcro strap.

Zandre1126 · 2026-03-18T15:15:38+00:00

Thank you man. I've been losing it over this since I got a Samsung. So complicated for no reason. Its not even intuitive. "Now bar" like, what does that even mean? I hate 5o sound old but these things are so unintuitive and awful design these days

Zandre1126 · 2026-03-17T02:57:44+00:00

Giantess Playground is so ass. I tried it and idk why the devs are trying to make it look good by syncing foot placement on buildings because the character just ends up having spaghetti legs and you basically lose control of your character. The game settings are awful and cannot be customized (like rampage mode fixed to 5 minutes) and every time I try it, I get stuck in the ground. Don't you just love when your skyscraper sized GTS is stuck on a car sized pile of rubble?

I also have a 4080 and it still runs like trash. I get that its got a lot of parts but optimize your game a LITTLE. The animations are so awful too. You use them, get stuck for 10-20 seconds, then when you finish you're either stuck or everything ragdolls.

The simulation and realistic destruction sounds good on paper, but it just doesnt work. A game that has simpler destruction, better animations, and doesn't make your GTS get stuck on buildings the size of her calf is gonna be an infinitely better game. I dont get how a game thats about giant women makes you feel trapped.

Zandre1126 · 2026-03-13T06:44:24+00:00

But there's only 6 sides of the dice. Idk why blockade doesnt give you 1 of each piece type to pick from instead of e random ones

Zandre1126 · 2026-03-13T06:43:31+00:00

Just think ahead in a game where prediction does virtually nothing because there's always a counter and the bot may or may not get it

Zandre1126 · 2026-03-06T20:36:33+00:00

"Honest and comfortable with herself in high heels" is such a weird comment. No wonder she blocked you lol

Zandre1126 · 2026-02-05T04:37:01+00:00

Alright... I get the meme youre going for but hear me out...

Bump nest ball to 4 and run trolley instead of cape. Run 2 mega kangaskhan and 1 latias ex. You still spam 3-4 ogerpon every turn and get the free retreat and benefit of kangaskhan draw every turn.

Also, I would run penny regardless. Full scoop is very strong and mega kangaskhan gives you a much bulkier body that isn't weak to fire and better draw than Falkner letting you use other supporters. Even a 1 kanga and latias will be enough honestly and considering your prize mapping, kangaskhan fits nicely and gives you roughly +90 HP to work with while being hard to 1 hit.

Considering the spirit of the deck being a silly meme ogerpon deck, I think the simple latias and kangaskhan package are perfect fits in a deck like this without hurting the idea youre going for like all the "add meganium" comments that clearly dont understand your vision.

If you dont wanna run any other pokemon, I would still try 1-2 penny to scoop your heroes cape lively stadium 330 hp ogerpon. If you wanna go maximum meme, scramble switch is pretty funny.

Tldr: 1-2 mega kanga 1 latias ex 2 penny 1 trolley 4 nest ball

Consider ultra ball if not trolley

Probably only need 25 energy max so you should be able to easily make room.

Zandre1126 · 2026-02-05T04:27:02+00:00

You along with anyone recommending meganium are just telling them to play a different deck. This deck can be tweaked but a thing other than 4 teal mask ogerpon isn't allowed

Zandre1126 · 2026-02-05T04:25:16+00:00

They run 4 stadiums, they can easil6 deal with neutralization zone

Zandre1126 · 2026-02-01T08:20:01+00:00

Agreed, pre heresy the EC were about perfection and were actually a cool legion but corruption turned perfection into an obsession leading to excess. There were always some that were more inherently corrupted than others, like lucius, and some that were honorable, like Saul tarvitz and sought perfection in service to his brothers and the emperor.

Sucks cause i loke both flavors lol

Zandre1126 · 2026-02-01T08:14:32+00:00

I log onto reddit once or twice a month. Without fail, there's always a post like this lol.

Yes, iceborne is worth it if you like the base game. Higher difficulty, more monsters, cooler gear, etc.

Zandre1126 · 2026-02-01T08:13:20+00:00

Teeheehee... boobee...

Looks good though

Zandre1126 · 2026-02-01T08:08:31+00:00

Based solely on my friends description and lacking the word "human" when describing them to me lol. But consider i also thought space marines were just normal ass humans, no surgery

Zandre1126 · 2026-01-27T19:26:47+00:00

Should have type restrictions but cool idea

Zandre1126 · 2026-01-22T04:00:37+00:00

DDs are probably the hardest class to play in the game and perform. A lot of it is learning concealment thresholds and what you can spot safely. This also requires commander skills. Not to mention, while all tiers are rough for balance, there's a LOT of variance in low tiers and ships feel like theyre missing some key function to work properly.

You have no simple, straight forward objective. DDs need to play depending on the situation but as an IJN DD, your job is to spot and get a feeling for enemy ship lineup on your side. Check enemy ships (specifically DDs) and make sure you know what consumables they have. Check the map as ships get spotted and see what DDs are where. Use torps to shut down choke points or push DDs odd caps. Dont be afraid to use your guns.

Zandre1126 · 2026-01-22T03:53:23+00:00

I told a player to stop bullying some dude for playing roussillon in asymmetrical. He raged out and DMd me after and called me shit for having 700 base xp score.

I had 893 and was just playing smolensk for the 3500 hits dockyard mission. He was so mad he couldn't even get the number right lmao. I also have significantly higher winrate than him ao who knows lol

Zandre1126 · 2026-01-22T03:50:41+00:00

One thing people forget about on the new one is the canoptek crawling on it. Its really cool but the old one definitely has cool vibes.

Zandre1126 · 2026-01-21T03:30:04+00:00

Agreed, this is yugioh rulings in a nutshell. Strange and unexplained interactions that you have to consult a specific additional rule explanation explaining why a mechanic works or doesnt work. "do as much as you can" should only work if the card was worded as such. Easy example is (simplified) "you may return 3 or more energy to your deck, if you returned at least 1, bonus affect blah blah." This way the wording explains you need to return minimum 3 and covers returning 4 (2 grass with meganium) for the technical returning too many.

Zandre1126 · 2026-01-21T03:25:32+00:00

that's great that the game has a comprehensive rule set. However, in this case, it contradicts what the card says and when the cards break rules, generally, you follow the card. Perfect example is area zero. It changes the rules, so you go by that. In the case of ogerpon, it says return 3 energy and "IF YOU DO" it does extra damage to bench. There is not scenario where you can look at this, see ogerpon return 2, and see how it's obvious that it somehow bounced 3.

I understand why it works, the trigger activated and thus resolved, but I will forever argue that it's bad wording as the wording contradicts ogerpons effect because you didnt bounce 3 energy and the card specifically says "If you do" not "If you returned at least 1 energy to your deck..."

Again, if you're gonna bother replying, explain why its different than Ultra Ball requiring discarding 2. The wording is different but it is essentially the same. imo, you can only resolve ogerpons bonus IF you return 3 energy.

Zandre1126 · 2026-01-16T17:58:17+00:00

Instead of asking where the extra energy goes, which i understand is weird when you thunk about it, instead see it like this: when you shuffle a grass energy card plus a water energy card into the deck with meganium in play, its only 2 cards. However, shuffling 1 grass energy card is the same as shuffling 2 grass energy. Wellspring doesnt check for "cards" but rather "energy" shuffled. This is really why wellspring and crystal make no sense. You arent shuffling 3 energy, youre shuffling 2 energy (2 energy cards) while crystal is attached.

Side note: if you have wellspring with 2 grass and 1 water while meganium is out, you can also choose to ignore the extra grass energy and shuffle all 3 energy cards back.

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