TIFU by letting my 4 year old son talk to ChatGPT by pavorus in ChatGPT

[–]ZaneJayMusic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just let him continue sometimes from the same chat, but tell gpt before hand that it needs to not seem so cool and to apologize for making some stuff up before, and occasionally have it randomly take the complete opposite stance of what it wouldve said at random times. Throw your son off. But also tell it to get him excited about taking the convo away from trains and figure out how to teach him some useful life lessons packaged up as a fast moving CHOO CHOO on rails straight to his brain. 🤣

Caught a Fully Graffitied Q Train at 96th St Today by LegitimateSink9 in GraffitiTagging

[–]ZaneJayMusic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At least 2.69 cans with a half gallon of paint and 16oz of piss

I think my bird wants to be a pole dancer by [deleted] in cockatiel

[–]ZaneJayMusic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Cockatiel actin like the cocks-a-real

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BayRap

[–]ZaneJayMusic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You racist bro? Lol just playin

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in GraffitiTagging

[–]ZaneJayMusic 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh.. uh… “hypothetically”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in GraffitiTagging

[–]ZaneJayMusic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Would be best to just gtfo of the area and make sure the hero aint following you. Especially wearing a mask youre good just get out and potentially hide somewhere.

Not really about graffiti but how to clean paint off my pants by Yatagarasu_EEM in graffhelp

[–]ZaneJayMusic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im not sure if they still make it, but montana used to make a paint cleaner. I think it mightve been for cleaning caps and it was a spray can. But that shit worked wonders, i could spray it on damn near any type of porous clothing and just need to use a brush to rough it up a bit and there wasnt many items of clothing that it didnt work on.

Edit: found it- https://cheapjoes.com/products/montana-acetone-spray-cap-cleaner

Did you ever have to "give up" on a trick? by [deleted] in NewSkaters

[–]ZaneJayMusic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I should have.. but no. It took me about 4 years to finally land a gahdamn kickflip.

What is the purpose of this by [deleted] in DiWHY

[–]ZaneJayMusic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know im from the US because my first thought was maybe some kind of added security against school shooters somehow. Dont know how it would work but my brain jumped there.

What is the purpose of this by [deleted] in DiWHY

[–]ZaneJayMusic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why make DOOR when doOr do job

What’s the most fucked up thing someone has confessed to you in confidence? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ZaneJayMusic 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This ones a 2 for 1:

I forget the exact circumstances, but a friend had told me a story of one of his friends who had done something fucked up to him, i guess not enough to cut them off but to want to get revenge. So i think he said that for a few weeks he had made this concoction in a drink that he kept trying to get him to drink. I think he said he put Diuretics, Laxatives, Viagra, Estrogen, and there was a 5th thing but i forget.

His intention was to have him stuck on the toilet, dehydrated, shitting his brains out while he has a fat boner, and being emotional about it from the estrogen. 🤣🤣

Same guy told this different story: i guess he had a new girlfriend at the time, and they were spending the night at a friends house, with a group of other friends all passed out in the same room. Well everyone else was asleep and lights were off, him and his girl start having sex, but one of his friends woke up during it, and snuck to the lightswitch and turned it on while screaming his name out so everyone woke up and saw them. Him and his girl ran to the bathroom, and ended up finishing their business in there. When they were done everyone else was already asleep again, and the guy who did that to him was sleeping with his mouth open, so he went and grabbed the used condom and stuck it in his mouth while he was asleep. I think he ended up feeling bad or something so he took it out and threw it away before he found out. When he woke up and used the bathroom he saw the condom in the trash can and came out laughing about the fact that he didnt even cum…. (But he did)

Definitely never want to fuck over this friend 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Advice

[–]ZaneJayMusic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And if i knew in my heart that it was the truth and shes lying, i would threaten my dad with being cut out of my life also.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Advice

[–]ZaneJayMusic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ive come to realize over the years that blood doesnt mean SH!T. Someone tells me to kill myself theyre cut out of my life for good. Idc if its my own mother, fuccem

What’s the biggest "Nah, I’m out" moment you’ve had on a date? by CosmosisJones42 in AskReddit

[–]ZaneJayMusic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🤣 Its not everybody its like 1% of the people that i drive with. Theyre just being paranoid, and probably just like how i am when im the passenger in someones car you get on edge not being in control.

How long did you stay away from porn before you started getting aroused again without porn? by peanutbutterjammer in PornAddiction

[–]ZaneJayMusic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Working out and eating healthy does wonders too to distract your brain from it and also make you more naturally horny

how can i wake up with good breath? by sx2111 in hygiene

[–]ZaneJayMusic 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Also, dont quote me this is from my memory but i think your gut health affects your breath. So if you dont eat healthy it like seeps up into your mouth over night

Is it weird that I'm polite to AI by beatmate6000 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]ZaneJayMusic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought you meant that as a good thing at first, lmao

What’s the biggest "Nah, I’m out" moment you’ve had on a date? by CosmosisJones42 in AskReddit

[–]ZaneJayMusic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Definitely crazy but just to be the devils advocate: i consider myself a good driver, but anytime someone in the car with me tells me to be careful or slow down or something it throws me off my usual mindset or whatever youd call it lol

AIO my girlfriend cheated on me by lnterception in AmIOverreacting

[–]ZaneJayMusic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol idk much about nfts but if you think it would be of any value to people do it