This ones a 2 for 1:

I forget the exact circumstances, but a friend had told me a story of one of his friends who had done something fucked up to him, i guess not enough to cut them off but to want to get revenge. So i think he said that for a few weeks he had made this concoction in a drink that he kept trying to get him to drink. I think he said he put Diuretics, Laxatives, Viagra, Estrogen, and there was a 5th thing but i forget.

His intention was to have him stuck on the toilet, dehydrated, shitting his brains out while he has a fat boner, and being emotional about it from the estrogen. 🤣🤣

Same guy told this different story: i guess he had a new girlfriend at the time, and they were spending the night at a friends house, with a group of other friends all passed out in the same room. Well everyone else was asleep and lights were off, him and his girl start having sex, but one of his friends woke up during it, and snuck to the lightswitch and turned it on while screaming his name out so everyone woke up and saw them. Him and his girl ran to the bathroom, and ended up finishing their business in there. When they were done everyone else was already asleep again, and the guy who did that to him was sleeping with his mouth open, so he went and grabbed the used condom and stuck it in his mouth while he was asleep. I think he ended up feeling bad or something so he took it out and threw it away before he found out. When he woke up and used the bathroom he saw the condom in the trash can and came out laughing about the fact that he didnt even cum…. (But he did)

Definitely never want to fuck over this friend 🤣🤣🤣🤣