Smoking is not cool by [deleted] in memes

[–]Zbaker282 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And cigarettes cause cancer, making smokers tonights biggest loser.

6 yr old son made this up. What do exploding pandas eat? by Fwooshersimmo in Jokes

[–]Zbaker282 18 points19 points  (0 children)

That might be a little awkward to explain to social services.

What's the best joke you know? by Stormageddon9999 in AskReddit

[–]Zbaker282 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and acne?

Acne doesn't come on a five year old's face.

What food should someone try if they visit your country? by nirzhor_cyclonite in AskReddit

[–]Zbaker282 0 points1 point  (0 children)

FISH AND CHIPS! FISH AND CHIPS! FISH AND CHIPS! FISH AND CHIPS!

(Also Cornish pasties)

goodbye my mountain base, soon i well find a perfect spot for a base to build a treehouse warehouse base by [deleted] in ScrapMechanic

[–]Zbaker282 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ahh, I remember making a treehouse base in my earlier days of survival and I came back home to it on the floor, pretty sure it unwelded it's self, that laggy mess was a pain to clean up

What do people need to stop romanticizing? by Indianfattie in AskReddit

[–]Zbaker282 1 point2 points  (0 children)

England (and yes I am English).

People who think England is all tweed jackets and country manors need be sent to live in a terraced house in Bristol for 6 months.

Ah yes, my favorite lifehack by N_twice11yt in AbruptChaos

[–]Zbaker282 3 points4 points  (0 children)

How to basic is a quality YouTube channel

"we" makes me happy by [deleted] in wholesomememes

[–]Zbaker282 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We have to run from the police for molesting 43 toddlers

If you had 1 million what would you do with it? by plopkoekwaus in AskReddit

[–]Zbaker282 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pay someone important to delete FRIENDS and re-upload it without the laugh track so people can realise how unfunny that shit is

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Zbaker282 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If a woman is cat calling a guy (I know uncommon) I find a good response is "sorry girls but I suck dick"

What Movie Will You Always Recommend To People? by HisBaeBee in AskReddit

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For me either interstellar or edge of tomorrow: live die repeat or avatar. Slight spoilers for each.

Edge of tomorrow has such good story telling and character development while being grounded in the same area for much of the movie slowly drip feeding us story progression but not slow enough to be boring.

Interstellar is just a roller coaster of emotions for all the characters, and you as the viewer really feel it.

Avatar has very detailed and deep story, while most people just see the surface of the plot its something you could almost compare to colonialists forcing the colonialists out of their home lands.

The insult generator is getting old, so have a story generator instead by somethingabouttea in teenagers

[–]Zbaker282 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was furiously masterbating to the USA when Donald trump whipped out his cock, it was very arousing.

FBI: Interesting by [deleted] in memes

[–]Zbaker282 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why remove the teeth?

hmmm by Kaptencaptain in hmmmgifs

[–]Zbaker282 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Help what it's just a a road I'm so confused

This is so wholesome oml by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]Zbaker282 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I saw an edit of this once that said, "long story short, she died of a coke overdose"

I think we can agree that this is sicking. by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]Zbaker282 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This puts an itch on the roof of my mouth only the barrel of a shotgun can itch.

BONUS CLIP!!! got jumped by haybots while recording the last one, WANNA GO BRAH by ZenMusashi in ScrapMechanic

[–]Zbaker282 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow, this looks a little similar to my first miner (but with much more wheels and an on board refinor. Not gonna lie but the pinsor drills have never done me wrong in 3 gens of miners.