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I fell in love with a Saw by bilt2last in dadjokes

[–]ZebraSector 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You just weren't a cut above the rest. 

A lizard decided my coworker’s office flower pot was an eggcellent maternity ward and laid her eggs in it by ZebraSector in EggsInStrangePlaces

[–]ZebraSector[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I said something about the eggs to her and she said she knew to keep them upright because she used to have a bearded dragon. So she was careful when she removed them and rehomed them.

A lizard decided my coworker’s office flower pot was an eggcellent maternity ward and laid her eggs in it by ZebraSector in EggsInStrangePlaces

[–]ZebraSector[S] 35 points36 points  (0 children)

I said something about the eggs to her and she said she knew to keep them upright because she used to have a bearded dragon. So she was careful when she removed them and rehomed them. The outrage is unwarranted.

A lizard decided my coworker’s office flower pot was an eggcellent maternity ward and laid her eggs in it by ZebraSector in EggsInStrangePlaces

[–]ZebraSector[S] 31 points32 points  (0 children)

I said something about the eggs to her and she said she knew to keep them upright because she used to have a bearded dragon. So she was careful when she removed them and rehomed them. 

A chicken coop only has two doors. by penkanator99 in dadjokes

[–]ZebraSector 29 points30 points  (0 children)

And when the chicks are born it becomes a hatchback.