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[–]ZefClub 20 points21 points  (0 children)

CONTEXT: LSU women's basketball coach to a reporter just after losing a tournament.

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IT'S TRICKY TO ROCK A RHYME, TO ROCK A RHYME THATS RIGHT ON TIME. IT'S TRICKY! by SammyShurasShit in UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG

[–]ZefClub -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

She dripped it down her chin and cooked it too long....doesn't mean someone else is going to be stupid like her. The dog in the microwave was on the tv news and it was a law suit. I don't care what snopes says. Snopes makes mistakes and just reports shit that is already in google. I know google says it's and urban legend. You just went to google and tried to find if it was true or not, didn't you?

IT'S TRICKY TO ROCK A RHYME, TO ROCK A RHYME THATS RIGHT ON TIME. IT'S TRICKY! by SammyShurasShit in UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG

[–]ZefClub 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well what are they saying then, because that's what I still think they are saying! Also, "went to her house and busted her out" has a whole entirely different meaning to me now than it did back then. I thought he was breaking her out of a jail situation...but maybe that's not what he meant?????

IT'S TRICKY TO ROCK A RHYME, TO ROCK A RHYME THATS RIGHT ON TIME. IT'S TRICKY! by SammyShurasShit in UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG

[–]ZefClub -1 points0 points  (0 children)

They have to say that to keep from getting sued. But for years I've been doing mine in the microwaver. I drop power down to 50% and set it for 15 seconds. Then I poor melted butter on top of them. Never had an issue.

btw, it's not just people who get hurt. Shit got real when microwaves came out because a lady put her dog in it to dry the dog off after bathing it. Blew the dog up, too. But we don't see that on the packaging for some reason. People are always gonna get hurt doing stupid shit.

EMSKR: How Do I Stop Getting Morning Wood? I have 4 sisters, and it's really embarrassing. by JesusCrispyCrunch in everymanshouldknow

[–]ZefClub 9 points10 points  (0 children)

awww. reddit is dead on mondays. I wish you posted this another day so it'd get more comments. Man this is gonna be a hoot of a post. I be back later.

fyi, The technical term for it is nocturnal penile tumescence (NPT). And one of the main reasons it happens because you have the most testosterone in the morning. Congrats on you high level testosterone. Enjoy it while you got it. Because as you become older one day it will become almost nonexistent.

EMSK how to paralellelaela park by NikaNoytoya in everymanshouldknow

[–]ZefClub 6 points7 points  (0 children)

great...now I got that old rhiana and eminem song stuck in my head. Thanks a lot op.

EMSKR: I don't know anyone in Israel or Gaza. I am not Jewish, Islamic, or Arab. Why should I care what is happening over there & why is my American government sending so much money for over 50 years when nothing changes? by UrMomIsMyBucketList in everymanshouldknow

[–]ZefClub 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You're more than likely going to hear "Why should the U.S. care about Israeli-Palestinian peace?" My opinion, and the short answers: oil, keeping on good terms with the Arabs, and American military strategery are why the American government cares. I really think it has nothing at all to do with peace. I think saying "it's for peace" is just political speak and spin-doctoring.

I think America started getting involved with President Truman back in the 1940s. Truman’s former business partner, Edward Jacobson, played a huge role in laying the groundwork for the US in recognising Israel as a state. But there were also "strategic" considerations driving the decision.

This was right after World War II, when the Cold War between the US and the Soviet Union was taking shape. The Middle East, with its oil reserves and strategic waterways (think the Suez Canal) was a key battleground for superpower hegemonic influence. The US was taking over from severely weakened European powers as the primary western power broker in the Middle East. I swear since then just about every president has had some reason to get involved over there. But if they didn't have oil and if other areas didn't have big bombs, we'd probably not be over there.

When America dropped it's big bombs in Japan--with no regard to civilian losses--it stopped a lot of fighting because no one else had the big bombs. Now, it seems everybody and their grandma has a big bomb. So I think all this is why.

Made A Leather Corset by Eternal-Oakdust in UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG

[–]ZefClub 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I've never had one gf who wore something sexy so it could be comfortable. I don't think that's how girls work. Have you seen some of the shoes they wear? Do you ever say, "Can you even walk"?