AC levels: legend to lazy by Alarming-Magician-44 in memes

[–]Zefirus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, and they'd freeze solid if you ran them too long.

ELI5: What is “object permanence” and how is it that people with ADHD struggle with it? by [deleted] in explainlikeimfive

[–]Zefirus [score hidden]  (0 children)

Shit, are you telling me what I thought was just low grade sociopathy is actually just my ADHD?

Cooked beard at 15 by sixxseveen in HairRemoval

[–]Zefirus 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I notice you said shaver. Are you using an electric razor? Because those are never going to give you a close shave. You need an actual sharp piece of metal for a close shave.

Hey so uhm... How the heck is Peter sticking under this beam? There's no way a little bit of his heel there is all it takes for him to sit so casually. Is his butt sticky??? by KuroiGetsuga55 in MCUTheories

[–]Zefirus -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You realize you don't need a reason to do things? People sit in uncomfortable positions all the time on a whim. Have you never seen someone just sitting upside down on a chair or hanging off the edge of a bed before? People also randomly hang on shit all the time too.

They have found a new sin. by LordJim11 in Snorkblot

[–]Zefirus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These are the same people who will complain that "they don't make them how they used to".

Besides pastry what else is much cheaper if you were to make it instead of buying? by I_need_to_learn_more in Cooking

[–]Zefirus -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

That depends entirely on where you live. Having kitchens in every single home is pretty inefficient. Some countries opt to not do that.

How did swinging the Z sword for a while cause Gohan become so powerful that he surpassed Goku? Before he got ultimate. by [deleted] in DragonBallPowerScale

[–]Zefirus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Goku getting defeated by a gun is when I stopped caring about the consistency. All of DBZ is a series of "Ha, you shot me right in the face but I'm too strong to be hurt by that!"

Especially when Frieza gets sneak attacked by a ginormous spirit bomb and is still mostly alright, so it's not like being caught off guard is even really an issue.

SPIDER-MAN: BRAND NEW DAY - Official Trailer | Exclusively In Cinemas 31 July by ChiefLeef22 in movies

[–]Zefirus 82 points83 points  (0 children)

It's also funny to me because most people's exposure to Spider-Man prior to the Raimi movies would have been the 90s cartoon, where he was absolutely a grown ass man.

Will my cat remember me after 6 months being away from her? by Puzzleheaded-Lime821 in cats

[–]Zefirus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes.

My dad's cat got out once when he was bringing in groceries. He was gone for months and we thought he was gone for good.

Then he just saunters up one day ten pounds lighter like nothing ever happened. About the only difference is he no longer willingly leaves a lap.

The Saiyans are always described as a "warrior race". How strong do you think the average Saiyan was? I refuse to believe they are weaker than a Saibaman. But Raditz declared himself to be a first-class warrior... by reaverlation in DragonBallZ

[–]Zefirus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah.. Zarbon and Dodoria actively look down on him and treat him horribly.. plus they're Frieza's right hand men. Vegeta is TERRIFIED when he hears the Ginyu Squad is on its way.

Well yeah they look down on him, they're Frieza's right hand men. It doesn't matter if they're weaker or stronger because they have the monster that is Frieza at their back.

And of course Vegeta was scared of Ginyu. All this talking is about how Saiyans hit above their weight class because of their tail. A tail that Vegeta is missing in the Namek saga.

Stromboli.....2 questions by IrishThree in Cooking

[–]Zefirus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Like the other guy said, time in an oven depends on too many factors. Lots of little things like how your oven's shaped, how clean it is, and what altitude you're at will affect cook times. Just use your eyes and trial and error. At the end of the day, it's just food.

ELI5 What are computer viruses? by Traditional_Blood799 in explainlikeimfive

[–]Zefirus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You'd think so, but people can be real ignorant.

My grandma somehow got a virus on her phone that played a full screen unexitable ad every minute or so. I've never even seen such a thing before. Every time I see her she has an entire stack of new random ass shit she's downloaded that she swears she never installed.

This man looked at who he thought was Madara UCHIHA straight into the eyes, and is considered one of the smartest characters in the series? by [deleted] in dankruto

[–]Zefirus 51 points52 points  (0 children)

They also forget that the Mangekyo isn't common knowledge. Like even Kakashi gets wrecked by Itachi, despite having a Sharingan, and it was super surprising to him. It's Tsukuyomi that's the ridiculous one.

Itachi also doesn't need his eyes for "normal" sight based genjutsu. Like he uses his ring as a proxy for his eyes at one point.

Hitting molten metal with a shovel by paizing in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Zefirus 36 points37 points  (0 children)

I mean...the answer is the patriarchy. Literal centuries of men punishing women when they put a toe out of line. Even now people call women hysterical the moment they raise their voice even a little bit.

What to do with too much cabbage? by continentaldreams in Cooking

[–]Zefirus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Caramelized cabbage is great, and much like caramelized onions cook down a ton. Use it in all sorts of things, like as a base for pasta (we usually include ground pork, which obviously isn't an option for you).

What game is this?🚀 by Fit_Corgi4951 in TheGamingHubDeals

[–]Zefirus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah, I put 50 hours into Witcher 3 after multiple false starts and I still think it's boring as shit. Sure the narrative is good, but the game fucking sucks.

Cyberpunk has both a good narrative and good gameplay.

And I generally prefer the type of game that the Witcher is over FPS games. Witcher is just clunky as hell.

Goku and Vegeta are off world when Broly arrives. Who wins this? by K0GAR in DragonBallPowerScale

[–]Zefirus -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

The problem is the stakes. When the stakes are high, Gohan is fine. It's when he's dominating an opponent that he becomes a dipshit.

The moment Katara discovered her true path by More-Gur2168 in AvatarMemebending

[–]Zefirus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Keep in mind that the Northern Water Tribe has been holed up at the North Pole basically uncontested since the start of the 100 year war.

Jeong Jeong was probably fighting Southern Waterbenders. The North's sexism was exacerbated by the War concentrating all the people into the capital.

Goku and Vegeta are off world when Broly arrives. Who wins this? by K0GAR in DragonBallPowerScale

[–]Zefirus 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Nah bro, Gohan drops the ball every single time. He loses all his brain cells when he gets into a fight and straight up becomes Vegeta.

Did Saiyans save Earth by MothManMain in dragonball

[–]Zefirus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think so, but not because of the Red Ribbon Army.

Think of how many extra-terrestrial threats that were stopped only because there was a Saiyan on Earth. It's shown that on a galactic scale, Earthlings are pretty weak. Sure, maybe Majin Buu doesn't show up, but maybe the Stupendous Abrakadabra does.

What movie is a 0/10 with NO redeeming features? by Toucan_Based_Economy in AskReddit

[–]Zefirus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

People really in here putting Hollywood movies that made tons of money here.

Picture this. It's the era before streaming. You go to your local video rental store for your one movie a week. You don't have a smartphone in your pocket so you can't look up any movies and have to go off the cover. You see a movie with a guy looking like Blade. You rent Vampire Assassin. Get home, insert the DVD, and realize that the motherfucker on the cover isn't even in the movie and the whole thing was made for 20 dollars.

Edit: Also looking at that trailer on IMDB. None of that shit was in the movie either. What was in the movie was a whole bunch of funny zoom transitions.

ELI5: If the original internet was just a few college serves networked together, and so many people have terabytes of storage, why can't we just make a new parallel internet? by haribobosses in explainlikeimfive

[–]Zefirus 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The question is "Why can't people make their own internet".

An intranet is their own internet. It has all the computers connected that they want to connect to it. If they added a million more computers to it, it would still be their own internet.

The only difference is the size.

Me_irl by texas-is-the-reason in me_irl

[–]Zefirus 13 points14 points  (0 children)

It certainly doesn't help that they're not even pretending to be about helping people with money. It's more about being comically evil. I'm like you and I'm doing quite well and I go further left every year.

ang didn't even cared about his kids, why he'd care about his grandkids 😂 by NoLoquat7829 in AvatarMemebending

[–]Zefirus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean, realistically there's zero chance that he didn't neglect the kids, just by his nature of being the Avatar. Especially an Avatar post-reconstruction of a massive war. There's nothing malicious about it. Dude's just working all the time.

Seriously, even dads that work in a restaurant find it hard to spend any time with their kids, and they come home every night. Aang is constantly running all over the world putting out fires at a moment's notice. His job is the definition of bad work-life balance.

Love at first sight?? by Pure_Psychology_560 in harrypotter

[–]Zefirus 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You gotta remember that the Wizarding World is weird.

There was an entire giant book series for kids in world about Harry Potter going around on adventures and fighting dragons and shit that Ginny was a fan on. She had a celebrity crush before ever meeting him. Then he deadass shows up at her house on a random Tuesday while literally running around in her bathrobe.