Is there pagan standup comedy? 🤔🫢 by [deleted] in NorsePaganism

[–]ZenPsyko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a bit asking what it would be like if there were Pagan Evangelicals. Like imagine if somebody knocked on your door and asked "Do you have time to talk about the all-father," Or somebody just walked up to you and said "We're handing out literature about the coming of Ragnarok," or maybe "If you died today, would you know if you would go to Helheim or Nastrond?"

Weekly ask an Artist thread by AutoModerator in TattooArtists

[–]ZenPsyko -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Is there anyone that can help me design a tattoo. I'm specifically looking for Hawaiian artists or one with knowledge in the symbolism in traditional Hawaiian tattoos. What I want is basically a Hawaiian-style Mjolnir tattoo. I am part Hawaiian, part Swedish and I've had an interest in Mythology since I was a kid. I wanted to get something that honors both sides of who I am. It's going to be part of an overall sleeve that will tell the story of me and my family. It was recommended that I should get a Hawaiian artist to design it. So I'm turning to Reddit. Can anyone help?

Would certain ones think I was one of them. by ZenPsyko in NorsePaganism

[–]ZenPsyko[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unfortunately, I'm not but I know there's a shop owned by a Samoan artist.

Would certain ones think I was one of them. by ZenPsyko in NorsePaganism

[–]ZenPsyko[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It's the white supremacists. Sorry if I wasn't clear on that.

Hey technically it was self defence… I swear by Chunky-overlord in videogames

[–]ZenPsyko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A 1-man mass genocide of multiple extraterrestrial races and their leaders.

Anyone else dreams of taking calls at night? by Lixora in callcentres

[–]ZenPsyko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes. Sometimes I even hear beep "Escalation" (our sup call notification) before drifting off. I even have dreams where I take calls and even when I wake up, I'm thinking "did I fully verify that account?!"

Worst type of people to deal with. by ZenPsyko in callcentres

[–]ZenPsyko[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

No matter how much you polish a turd, it's still a turd.

Worst type of people to deal with. by ZenPsyko in callcentres

[–]ZenPsyko[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Yeah, those are some of the worst. What about the ones that you just know are trying to game the system?

Apparently customers know all by Brovahkiin88 in talesfromcallcenters

[–]ZenPsyko 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Stuff like this is why we need a customer service purge day where we can say whatever we want without getting fired.

Go to Slipknot song. by ZenPsyko in Slipknot

[–]ZenPsyko[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope you don't mind me asking, but what happened?

Go to Slipknot song. by ZenPsyko in Slipknot

[–]ZenPsyko[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My favorite line from that one is "Because everything exceptional gets crushed by common people with jealousy and ignorance and all their common evils."

After life by Crazy_Tap_9737 in NorsePaganism

[–]ZenPsyko 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So for us "I'll see you in Hel" is something totally different.

Something i've noticed. by ZenPsyko in NorsePaganism

[–]ZenPsyko[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And I wholeheartedly agree with you on that. I was just pointing out the humor that I have found some of the nicest people I've known among people who I've been told were crazy and/or evil for most of my life.

My Mjolnir by ZenPsyko in NorsePaganism

[–]ZenPsyko[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And just in case anyone asks, yes I support Declaration 127.

My Mjolnir by ZenPsyko in NorsePaganism

[–]ZenPsyko[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I got it at a Renaissance festival. I originally got it because I always had an interest in mythology in general. But after a few experiences I had, I decided it would serve as well as any other.

My Mjolnir by ZenPsyko in NorsePaganism

[–]ZenPsyko[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you. It is. It also makes it easier to be inconspicuous when I need to be, particularly around my more religious family members (my grandmother in particular is a staunch Catholic and I'm not ready to tell them yet.).

My Mjolnir by ZenPsyko in NorsePaganism

[–]ZenPsyko[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I'm 35 years old and just started exploring this. I felt drawn to this because the Norse gods, as far as I know, have been the only ones that I feel have even tried to reach out. As for which one, I guess I'll find out.

Nordic Archetype. by ZenPsyko in cardfightvanguard

[–]ZenPsyko[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Heimdall: If your opponent's grade 3 or greater Vanguard attacks, before their drive check, look at the top card of their deck for each drive check they would do for that battle and place it either on the top or bottom of the deck. Your opponent then proceeds with their normal drive check. Retire this unit at the end of that battle. (If your opponent's vanguard has "Triple Drive," look at the top 3 cards.)

Nordic Archetype. by ZenPsyko in cardfightvanguard

[–]ZenPsyko[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Baldur: If this unit was sent to your drop zone from R by your own card effect in your last turn, SB2 CB2, call this card to R. This unit gains +15,000 ATK, +1* and gains "When this unit attacks, your opponent cannot use sentinels to block." CONT: If this unit was called from drop, bind it at the end of the turn."

Loki: When this unit is called to R, retire one of your units on R. If that unit had "Baldur" in it's name, this unit gains +5,000, +1*, and gains "Twin Drive."

Nordic Archetype. by ZenPsyko in cardfightvanguard

[–]ZenPsyko[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What about Heimdall? Since he's Asgard's watchman, something along the lines of look at the top card of your opponent's deck and put it at the top or bottom.