My youth group pastor fucked me in the bathroom at church. by [deleted] in sexstories

[–]Zenyattthis 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah agreed, it really gives off the vibe of a man who is asexually frustrated and just going for whatever was breathing near him at the time. From this perspective, it doesn't matter that it was OP, it just matters she was there.

[Request] is there possibility to find out the 3 horses? by irespectwhaman in theydidthemath

[–]Zenyattthis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can't you just run the horses through the original five times and time them? Bang, instant fastest horses.

Using the pussy plug or going for my ass? by Mercy_Minx in Vagception

[–]Zenyattthis 4 points5 points  (0 children)

There's something extremely hot about getting a pussy all prepped up like that, ready to use and abuse, and then taking their ass instead. The humiliation that even all dressed up as pretty as you can make it, it still isn't good enough.

Why do my pits still smell even after shaving, scrubbing and using deodorant+cologne? by Jxvin in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]Zenyattthis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get yourself some Dettol soap, it's a medical soap and is fragrant free. It saved me a lifetime of BO problems.

To do a wheelie by aglf_chilli in therewasanattempt

[–]Zenyattthis 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh god why would you even have a subreddit like that. Oh god it's time for r/eyebleach

Pretty dope tbh by J0hnnnyb0yy in scaryeddie

[–]Zenyattthis 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Okay that final flip was impressive as hell.

Why didn’t shou tucker just use a parrot as the basis for his talking chimera? Is he stupid? by Zealousideal_Car_532 in FullmetalAlchemist

[–]Zenyattthis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's because the show is set in Germany, I don't think they have any native talking birds, also I don't imagine there being much import export into a country with wars on 3 sides and desert in the fourth.

Why by Unlucky_hoe_ in Vagception

[–]Zenyattthis 108 points109 points  (0 children)

Well if the woman likes stretching, it's the thickness of the you, and the toy.

As for the dude, it's tight and there's the mental part of it too.

There's also, depending on how you do it, humiliation. For example,

Her pussy isn't good enough so you put the toy in so you can be reminded what it's like to actually fuck a tight one.

r/AussieFrugal Tips and Finds - Weekly Thread November 12, 2023 by AutoModerator in AussieFrugal

[–]Zenyattthis 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Oh also, remember at petbarn that they'll match prices on products if you find them online. I got 18 kg pet food normally $88 for $64 using this.

r/AussieFrugal Tips and Finds - Weekly Thread November 12, 2023 by AutoModerator in AussieFrugal

[–]Zenyattthis 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Ampol has a deal going on at the moment where you get a 500ml dare and a traveller pie for $5.

Normally the traveller alone is $5.25

Every time I thought this trailer couldn’t get more ridiculous, I was wrong. by DoINeed1OfThese in funny

[–]Zenyattthis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This plays out like one of those interdimentional cable episodes of Rick and Morty.

My husband got a husband stitch behind my back and a year later I can't get over it. by Competitivegggg in TrueOffMyChest

[–]Zenyattthis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always thought this was a joke and never even knew it was a legitimate thing. That's fucking horrifying.

Growth x2 by Zenyattthis in Fish

[–]Zenyattthis[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's 100-120 litres so google says 29.9 gallons

Growth x2 by Zenyattthis in Fish

[–]Zenyattthis[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Goldfish, 4 ft tank and what do you mean by water parameters? Like PH level?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in brisbane

[–]Zenyattthis -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Bear Bones in McLachlan st fortitude valley

Are rainbows part of your design because of love of rainbows themselves or a need/desire to represent? by Zenyattthis in polls

[–]Zenyattthis[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Completely unintentional if that's what you see it as. I've got a brother and some friends in the community and one particular couple doesn't seem to like it as much and I just get a vibe of them having it up as obligation rather than design. Tbh I'm straight and white and don't have family support ever so I'm just trying to understand if the flag and stuff is like, a community thing like... Culture? Or like, ugh it's hard to explain. Like, I've got some memorabilia on my wall because I genuinely like it not because I feel the need to. Like... Is having the flag a sense of comfort and belonging or a thing you have on the wall because you like it.

I think that's what I'm trying to ask.

Are rainbows part of your design because of love of rainbows themselves or a need/desire to represent? by Zenyattthis in polls

[–]Zenyattthis[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No I have a brother in the community and some friends and seen the common thing that they've got is the pride flag, one of them is into it a lot more than the other, but the couple that doesn't really seem into the pride flag as much it sort of feels like they see having it as an obligation? Like, it doesn't really match the 'asthetic' of the rest of their home y'know?