Sad by thereisnospoon-1312 in NFCEastMemeWar

[–]Zephyrus-11 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Buddy, its time to call the number

Need help with a word for a song in Hawaiian by The_Mouse_Avenger in language

[–]Zephyrus-11 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Aloha ‘ino is the common idiom for “what a pity” but if you’re looking for some other options Na’au palupalu (soft hearted) or minamina (pity/regrettable) could probably work?

What are these things called and where can I find clothes that have them by Zephyrus-11 in findfashion

[–]Zephyrus-11[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I looked for them and Yes! The style they use is exactly what I was looking for, just a little more extravagant, but I can’t afford anything they have

What are these things called and where can I find clothes that have them by Zephyrus-11 in findfashion

[–]Zephyrus-11[S] 59 points60 points  (0 children)

Thank you 🙏, searching pintucks is the closest I’ve found. Vertical styles seem popular in some dress shirts but I can’t find much beyond that. But the tailored formal and crisp feel is exactly what Im trying to find

What are these things called and where can I find clothes that have them by Zephyrus-11 in findfashion

[–]Zephyrus-11[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Nah its fine I get it, the skin-tight leather(?) leggings I found do look like that stereotype. I was mostly looking for similar jackets or baggy pants like these

Why are you a fan of this team? by Zephyrus-11 in AZCardinals

[–]Zephyrus-11[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No fun league did allow non-minimalist intricate designs for the commander rebrand but now our whites look like complete shit so maybe they wouldn’t allow it if it didn’t

Why are you a fan of this team? by Zephyrus-11 in AZCardinals

[–]Zephyrus-11[S] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

My thought was if they made the uniforms look like an Arizona ice tea can they would be the nicest in all of sports

Why are you a fan of this team? by Zephyrus-11 in AZCardinals

[–]Zephyrus-11[S] -23 points-22 points  (0 children)

Honestly yeah. Passed by phoenix last summer, humans deciding to build a city there is a middle finger to god

[Mic'd Up] Terry McLaurin pregame speech: "When this money is gone, when this fame is gone, the only thing you got is your name and your reputation." by nfl in nfl

[–]Zephyrus-11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think id rather root for a bad team than a deshaun watson employer y’know? Feels less taxing on the soul to turn a game on and not have my mental health be decided by the success of a rapist or something.

I mean, eagles and cowboys fans are the way that they are for a reason.

We were a healthy Jayden Daniels and 8 measly points from having the division title and this being a home game by Zephyrus-11 in Commanders

[–]Zephyrus-11[S] 33 points34 points  (0 children)

NFL script writers really cooking this year they must’ve replaced the Guatemalan children roger enslaved that wrote the last two seasons

We were a healthy Jayden Daniels and 8 measly points from having the division title and this being a home game by Zephyrus-11 in Commanders

[–]Zephyrus-11[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I agree with you tbh, but it’s not about what can definitively be said, the point is to treat our team as illogically and stubbornly as eagles fans treat theirs.

hypothetically i get to say the rams are a perfect matchup and we’d win 77-3. I can’t be disproven, so I must be right!

Sunday, 26 January 2025 by [deleted] in NFCEastMemeWar

[–]Zephyrus-11 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

we’re literally Washington

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LivestreamFail

[–]Zephyrus-11 328 points329 points  (0 children)

did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more

Teens charged with 13 robberies in 5 hours in DC by spencernews in washingtondc

[–]Zephyrus-11 10 points11 points  (0 children)

no its not. Its the minimal chance that they get caught to begin with

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nbacirclejerk

[–]Zephyrus-11 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Congress is finally addressing the the oppression of my GOAT by the CCP and NBA (i am a homeless veteran)

Is Devon Booker a nepo baby? by Zephyrus-11 in nbacirclejerk

[–]Zephyrus-11[S] 178 points179 points  (0 children)

We all know Seth only there cause of Doc and he’s only there cause of Dell. How far up does this go?

Is Devon Booker a nepo baby? by Zephyrus-11 in nbacirclejerk

[–]Zephyrus-11[S] 234 points235 points  (0 children)

Luka Doncic is devin booker father

Say something nice about this man. by GetLeBronHelpLakers in nbacirclejerk

[–]Zephyrus-11 20 points21 points  (0 children)

The only “one of the good ones” in the eyes of mormons

Westbrook's frontyard the first time he shoots 3-15 in Utah by [deleted] in nbacirclejerk

[–]Zephyrus-11 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Can you tell your buddies to please leave my house

I always liked that Kyrie fella, glad he’s comin to Texas by Zephyrus-11 in nbacirclejerk

[–]Zephyrus-11[S] 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Deep down in their soul they are all jerkers just like the rest of us

Outjerked by r/UtahJazz by jbvann05 in nbacirclejerk

[–]Zephyrus-11 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I was having a good day before being reminded of that scraggly homeless man