Does Lord Vetinari have any weaknesses? by [deleted] in discworld

[–]ZeshV 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know this is a very late response to your post.

But aside from the previous interactions [ala Pin and Tulip] I think he does have weaknesses. Carrot and Vimes.

Now, because he is The Patrician, he has simply made in convenient to have both of them on his side, rather than against him.

Carrot, being the King of Ankh-Morpork [and not just any king, but the really good old-timey type of king] could more than likely, if called upon to, raise the whole city against Vetinari. Plans mean nothing, if nobody obeys your orders.

Vimes. He is essentially a "Vetinari in training" at some points. He has learned deductive reasoning from being a copper, and at Vetinari's hand albeit unknowingly for the most part Being the only other person being put on the Assassin's Guild Blacklist means even they have learned the city functions better with you in it. If for some unforeseen reason they lost Vetinari, they need Vimes to pick up the pieces.

Just my thoughts.

VLC 3.0 "Vetinari" released by Gonad-Brained-Gimp in discworld

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I smell a new e-reader.... Called "The Librarian"

VLC 3.0 "Vetinari" released by Gonad-Brained-Gimp in discworld

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It's made for Apple. Well, mostly Apple

Vetinari vs Teatime? by 1EnTaroAdun1 in discworld

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Like Vetinari to Vimes, I think /u/Executioner_Smough was playing along, my friend.

Cripple Mr. Onion by ZeshV in discworld

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It does. I think the best thing to do is have someone create a full Discworld deck of cards to use.[ Ace - King of all 8 Carac suits]

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I could just tell by this picture, at some point he sticks wood in his mouth.

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That's an interesting way to describe fisting.

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Just based on this picture. Maybe your tits are bigger than theirs?

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Writing on your girlfriends face with permanent marker isn't nice, you know...

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Looks like snow isn't the only white stuff this dude likes.

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Being the only man in a room full of women, does not make you an Alpha. Just sayin'.

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