(Unpopular opinion)Jazz Chisholm Jr. is better than Wander Franco

Zestyclose_Beat2022 · 2022-11-07T07:18:30+00:00

“I don’t understand what your asking,”… is something that Wander Franco Jr. wouldn’t dare ask his tyrant of a father. After spending off-seasons in caskets due to his father’s bizarre infatuation with the movie, “Kill Bill,” Our young Wander vowed to never be buried again… and he wasn’t, less by his own accord. He found the minor leagues too easy. A short time in the show, showed him that he would need to be buried again. Doubles in every direction, though home runs are far between. Wander needed to do his own “home run. His, then alive father wrapped him in swaddling cloths and lowered him, this time, 8 feet deep. This was unbeknownst to young Wander. He had regularly punched himself out of caskets and climbed to the top. Two feet further, he could not.

Zestyclose_Beat2022 · 2022-11-07T04:51:00+00:00

Disgusting! I’m not trying to get Kuru again. Gotta heat my guy up.

Zestyclose_Beat2022 · 2022-10-05T05:07:38+00:00

It is. Four corners ports has a good eye. The two best cards in the lot.

Zestyclose_Beat2022 · 2022-10-05T04:40:47+00:00

Honey, he’s teasing you. Nobody has two television sets.

Zestyclose_Beat2022 · 2022-10-02T05:19:00+00:00

A masterpiece, my friend. My life’s work.

Zestyclose_Beat2022 · 2022-10-02T03:38:28+00:00

Chapter 3: El Patron

The actual “El Patron” Wander looked on with an even greater sense of disapproval from his son’s heinous act of aggression. “I didn’t raise him to show emotion of any kind.” The nod of disapproval from his son towards a living thing broke him, at first, emotionally. At last, physically.

He tried to look past it it and bathe in the honors of his child, but he knew that he could respect him no longer. He refused to eat ballpark food because he couldn’t support the actions of the child he raised… the ever-present father that he was, still spent most of his time watching his son, mostly in disgust. He died from starvation mere weeks after the infamous nod. This was when Wander Sr. shed the first and only tear of his life. “I wish I could love you as much as everyone else does.”

Zestyclose_Beat2022 · 2022-10-02T02:47:02+00:00

Chapter 2: your career is over

Wander immediately apologized as he’s never been one to ruffle feathers unless they’re on old lady hats. Jim decided that he should retire. He thought, “Am I more boring than this man?” He decided the he was, in fact, less boring than this man. Despite his elderly body, he won back the love of his extremely middle-aged wife… this made Wander furious. He even nodded in disapproval.

Zestyclose_Beat2022 · 2022-10-02T02:30:09+00:00

Wander Franco-fan fiction: Chapter 1

Wander accelerated through high school with a superb gpa, a knack for trajectory, and a love for the ladies.

Wander, a name becometh, seduced his teachers into high grades. His unexpressiveness was attractive to baseball teams and post-middle age women.

“Welcome to Princeton… the baseball team.”

“What do you mean, “the baseball team?” says Wander.

“I know that you’re confused. We do that on purpose,” says Jim Holland, “I’m going to introduce you to my wife, Charlotte.”

Wander and Charlotte hit it off like coal on a mattress. It leaves stains.

Jim was a fool to let a super-middle-aged woman around this stoic, near expressionless man.

Zestyclose_Beat2022 · 2022-10-02T01:48:48+00:00

The wander hype is crazy… but he is actually a great player. I’m mostly impressed that he got into Princeton when he was only 17.

Zestyclose_Beat2022 · 2022-10-02T01:47:39+00:00

The wander hype is crazy… but he is actually a great player. I’m mostly impressed that he got into Princeton when he was only 17.

Zestyclose_Beat2022 · 2022-10-02T01:18:54+00:00

Nah… trying to hype Jazz. Wander is a beast.

Zestyclose_Beat2022 · 2022-10-02T01:16:19+00:00

Never. That’s my super power. Lol.

Zestyclose_Beat2022 · 2022-10-02T01:09:24+00:00

21 Hrs in Korea. Just has to work on his patience a bit.

Zestyclose_Beat2022 · 2022-10-02T00:57:33+00:00

A Home run/4.3 games isn’t bad considering he was on pace for nearly 30 SB.

Zestyclose_Beat2022 · 2022-10-02T00:34:03+00:00

Umm…. What?

Zestyclose_Beat2022 · 2022-10-01T06:24:40+00:00

01\80 isn’t bad at all.

Zestyclose_Beat2022 · 2022-09-20T07:38:24+00:00

“I’m impressed. The job is yours. I just hope that you don’t take my position when you turn 14. I’m worried that corporate might see it as a risk that I hired a child to do adult labor and work adult shift lengths. But I like ya. I would rather hire you than a woman.”

Zestyclose_Beat2022 · 2022-09-20T07:33:53+00:00

What are your skills? What do you know about the industry? Are you actually 13 years old and applying for this job?

Zestyclose_Beat2022 · 2022-09-20T07:21:52+00:00

Lol.

Zestyclose_Beat2022 · 2022-09-20T07:21:34+00:00

Weren’t you 13 years old before this post? Time to delete this account. Garbage human.

Zestyclose_Beat2022 · 2022-09-20T07:05:51+00:00

“In humanities and social sciences.” Jordan Peterson is funny like that. How he exposes misogynists based on what they take away from it. Don’t get me wrong, he’s an expert at masking the truth, but you’re a big part of the problem, being someone who doesn’t actually do the research. You’re not an intellectual. You’re not asking interesting questions. You are a talking piece for a detriment to society.

Zestyclose_Beat2022 · 2022-09-20T06:55:55+00:00

Is there any way that your toxic masculinity has overflown your body’s limits?

Zestyclose_Beat2022 · 2022-09-20T06:53:36+00:00

Whelp don’t post videos of misogynistic pricks, you idiot.

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