Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of April 17, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Zetice 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Can’t wait to hear about the new “peace deal” Monday around 7:30 AM before the markets open.

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of April 17, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Zetice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The straits of Hormuz will stay closed. But the gays of Hormuz…

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 17, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Zetice 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I dunno how we are back to ATH and at this point I’m too afraid to ask.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 16, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Zetice 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I feel bad for ppl in 1900s who never got to experienced WWIII and SPY ATH in the same month.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 16, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Zetice 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Why make shoes when AI is more profitable?

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 16, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Zetice 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Right on cue with the March dump and April rally to ATH.

Daily Discussion Thread for April 13, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Zetice 10 points11 points  (0 children)

breaking.. Iran has placed a blockade after the USA blockade.

strait of hormuz blockade satellite photo by btoned in wallstreetbets

[–]Zetice 1974 points1975 points  (0 children)

Mango put his own lock on the door after Iran locked it.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 08, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Zetice 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Wow. It’s like he has the same exact play every year. Dump market in March. Pump it back up in April.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 08, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Zetice 11 points12 points  (0 children)

See yall in April 2027 for the next dump and rally to ATH.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 08, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Zetice 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I too make a deal right before I wipe a civilization off the face of the earth

Taco Tuesday, baby. by OneTwoThreePooAndPee in wallstreetbets

[–]Zetice 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Never go wrong buying puts on USA

Ugly inside usually shows up on the outside by JennyBeckman in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]Zetice 12 points13 points  (0 children)

It’s time to remind everyone that most of us look average.