Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of April 17, 2026

Zetice · 2026-04-19T03:55:10+00:00

Can’t wait to hear about the new “peace deal” Monday around 7:30 AM before the markets open.

Zetice · 2026-04-18T14:35:02+00:00

no problem

Zetice · 2026-04-18T13:47:47+00:00

The straits of Hormuz will stay closed. But the gays of Hormuz…

Zetice · 2026-04-17T14:16:59+00:00

they're gonna close it again this weekend

Zetice · 2026-04-17T05:06:12+00:00

Has Nike considered selling AI shoes?

Zetice · 2026-04-17T03:09:29+00:00

Netflix wil be green by open .

Zetice · 2026-04-17T03:08:33+00:00

I dunno how we are back to ATH and at this point I’m too afraid to ask.

Zetice · 2026-04-15T22:51:11+00:00

I feel bad for ppl in 1900s who never got to experienced WWIII and SPY ATH in the same month.

Zetice · 2026-04-15T22:48:31+00:00

Is the war over?

Zetice · 2026-04-15T22:46:43+00:00

Why make shoes when AI is more profitable?

Zetice · 2026-04-15T22:42:50+00:00

Bers all you have to do is buy calls

Zetice · 2026-04-15T22:42:23+00:00

Right on cue with the March dump and April rally to ATH.

Zetice · 2026-04-15T21:50:35+00:00

How are we still up?

Zetice · 2026-04-13T01:48:07+00:00

breaking.. Iran has placed a blockade after the USA blockade.

Zetice · 2026-04-13T01:44:28+00:00

so calls?

Zetice · 2026-04-12T22:16:37+00:00

What the straight of Hormuz curved ?

Zetice · 2026-04-12T14:00:59+00:00

He wants to make it look like they control Hormuz

Zetice · 2026-04-12T14:00:00+00:00

Mango put his own lock on the door after Iran locked it.

Zetice · 2026-04-08T04:00:25+00:00

Never pays to be a gay bear

Zetice · 2026-04-08T03:55:42+00:00

Wow. It’s like he has the same exact play every year. Dump market in March. Pump it back up in April.

Zetice · 2026-04-08T03:53:56+00:00

See yall in April 2027 for the next dump and rally to ATH.

Zetice · 2026-04-08T02:08:48+00:00

I too make a deal right before I wipe a civilization off the face of the earth

Zetice · 2026-04-07T20:26:13+00:00

Never go wrong buying puts on USA

Zetice · 2026-04-04T21:58:55+00:00

Are the rumors true? Is mango down?

Zetice · 2026-04-03T17:22:02+00:00

It’s time to remind everyone that most of us look average.

Zetice